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26 Oakland, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 5:41am
Black, White
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
English, French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm getting better at looking after myself, waking up, going to work on time, not throwing my toys out of the buggy.

In general I'm a wanderer, a reader, an avid listener of music and an occasional booze hound.
What I’m doing with my life
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Consulting: bourgeois friends and their disastrous relationships, housemates on how to cook the perfect steak and corporations on how to squeeze ever more money out of us hapless consumers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sunshine n Moonshine.
The first things people usually notice about me
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When I speak the Queen's tongue and no one understands me these days...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: the Japanese dude (Miyazaki) who wrote Spirited Away and Princess Mononoke. I watch movies with real people 99% of the time though.

My favourite album of the 90s is Nas' Illmatic. My favourite album of the 00s is Burial - Burial. Music is important to me. I'm always looking to feel the vibe.

Food: Working my way through South East London's chicken shops at the moment. Other than that I quite like healthy salads and freshly prepared dressings.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
PG fuckin' tips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I'm ever gonna leave this shoreline again?
What can I get from freecycle?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Busting grooves 'n' moves. Busting chops n nuts.
Or just sleeping off Thursday's hangover.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm listening to a lot of The Smiths at the moment
You should message me if
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You would join me in attempting to master the very American art of dancing in public.


You understand Sea Salt is inherently superior to table Salt.


You like and understand the unamerican art of subtlety