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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 25
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm very laid back and don't like drama. I like to laugh and have a good time as much as possible. Some of my hobbies include:
Movies, music, reading, shooting, golfing, roller coasters, zoo/aquariums, tattoos, people watching, and concerts.
I'm looking for a good woman with shared interests and a sense of humor.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a shift supervisor in the shipping department of a large warehouse.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. It's usually my first instinct. I have an expansive knowledge of movies and music, though I'm getting behind on the music end. I need someone to update me a bit on what I've been missing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoos and my height. Also my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Stephen King, David Sedaris, Tolkien, Patrick Rothfuss, Joe Abercrombie, David Wong, Lee Child, The Girl With All the Gifts, The Martian, The Ritual, NOS4A2. I love to go to Barnes & Noble as often as I get the chance.

Movies: Big Lebowski, Royal Tenenbaums, Shaun of the Dead, Life Aquatic, Evil Dead 2. I love to watch and laugh at terrible movies, and I like to watch a lot of documentaries.

Shows: SNL, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, House, Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, South Park, X-Files, Fringe, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Vikings, River Monsters, Conan, anything on discovery or animal planet.

Music: Frank Zappa, Sinatra, Pink Floyd, Muse, Mars Volta, Coheed & Cambria, Bob Marley, Chris Cornell, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Talking Heads, Sam Smith, Of Monsters and Men, lots of others

Food: Burgers, Pizza, Mexican, Italian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My dog
2. My cell phone
3. My Ipod
4. A good book
5. My friends
6. My sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lots of things. I Google everything. My mind is usually busy especially when I don't want it to be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working until 11pm and then hanging out with my dog watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate/fear insects. Know this ahead of time as it will make me look like a sissy at some point.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for someone to enjoy a good movie with, you're an avid reader, and you have nerdy tendencies.
You're not the type that likes to argue.
You want to go do something stupid and have a laugh.