Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

things i love: black birds, derby, tents, berries, scary movies, the sound of water, poems, candor, conversationalists, coffee, jeopardy, unisom.

i try to teach kids to like reading. it's sort of like trying to suck a watermelon through a garden hose.

i tend to overuse smilies. :P

i also overuse similies.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

being awesome.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

keeping it a hundred
finding lost things
untying knots
finding reasons to tell kids i love them and mean it
finding innuendo where there is none and in all likelyhood should be none...

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

my nervous banter and unfiltered wit. one day, someone will find it endearing instead of off-putting. i will make this person very, very happy.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Anna Karinina/Ethan Frome/anything by Wodehouse

Wilco/DBT/Modest Mouse/PJ Harvey/Lily Allen/Fugazi/Santogold

A Perfect World/The Missing/Crystal/Blazing Saddles/Idiocracy/Joe vs the Volcano/28 Days Later/Adaptation/No Country For Old Men

tomatoes/cream cheese/salt/toast with jam/limeades/gin & tonics

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1) kissin'
2) making out
3) naps
4) neckin'
5) p.g. wodehouse
6) wine

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

that's what she said.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

exhausted beyond all reason

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Mine goes to 11.

You should message me if Propose an edit

1) you can ride in a car with me for hours and not talk. or talk the whole time. either has to be do-able.

2) you think Dave Atell is really funny and not at all scary funny.

3) you think you can make me laugh reeeealllllly hard.

4) you want to watch a movie (that's code for making out).

5) you know what bloom's taxonomy is.

6) you want to trade mixes.

7) you'll take me fishing.

8) your idea of a perfect date involves lying on our backs listening to a great record played loudly from start to finish. yes...they once made records good for that. it still happens every now and again.

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