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lotuslocker

33 M Lewisville, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:31am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My six-year-old niece thinks I'm amazing. Yeah, she's pretty much a genius.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Until recently I was a professional photographer. But I grew increasingly tired of chasing moments instead of living them.

So, on to bigger and better. I do what I want...life's more interesting that way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding something to laugh at...myself included. I'll probably laugh at you too. So watch out.

I'm also pretty good at spotting and removing bullshit from my life. I travel light.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The varied and massive group of animals that follow me wherever I go. I am the Beastmaster.

Or my smile. Whichever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Vonnegut, Baldwin, Twain, Bukowski, Hemingway, Kundera, Tolle, Wells Tower (dude's a beast) and even our annoying favorite - the Kenny G of writers - Dan Brown.

Movies: The Coen Bros., Tarantino, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Polanski, Spike Lee

TV: The Wire, Breaking Bad...the usual

Music: Too many to name, but Wayne Shorter is my Beethoven.

Food: bonafide beer geek
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. iPhone/iPod - The Convergence is imminent.

2. The Gym - I read, I write, I even paint from time to time. But in the end I'm just a caveman who enjoys lifting heavy things often.

3. My Brain - He helps me do un-dumb stuff. He's my friend.

4. Calculator - My dad always told me to work smarter rather than harder.

5. Travel - Be citizens of the world, people.

6. Blender - Smoothie machine.

Honorable Mention - My beard. We have a thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I want to create next. What I want to learn next. Where I want to travel next (Peru, you're up, sucka). And ALWAYS what I'm going to eat next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
World-conquering.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You think secrets are cheap?!? You must earn them, young lady.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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...you're into dudes who give no fucks.