25 New Haven, CT
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My self-summary
I tackled an alpacka once, literally pulled myself up Mt. Washington in the winter with nothing more than a six inch stick, will get arrested if I ever climb Sleeping Giant at night ever again, committed a federal offense with nothing more than my face, eat meat so rare that I swear I can hear it moo, have run across the Knifes Edge (100FT stretch of 2ft wide slippery rock with 365ft of death on either side during peak wind speeds) in NH, ride bikes, can cook you a meal that will make you never want to cook again, brew an assortment of libations that will make you forget my name, and will play you a song on a different instrument every night of the week (you know, for like two days).
What I’m doing with my life
YAWP my name to the world either in words, song or in alcoholic beverages; either way, you will hear my name slurred a handful of times in your lifetime.
I’m really good at

Coming up with unique, game changing recipes and bringing them to life.

Convincing people to give me free stuff.

Meeting people that want to invest in my dreams (or shower conceptions)

Acquiring more instruments than I know songs to play on them.

Dancing alone in my boxers and socks to anything from MJ to swing while baking cookies or beef jerky. (Okay I lied, I am actually terrible at the dancing part, but everyone still likes the jerky)

Sing-a, about the moon-a and the June-a and the Spring-a. I love the sing-a!

Making a hot chocolate that will make you come crawling back like an addict who needs a fix.

I'll fix your computer and your broken heart while playing the banjo and busking on a cajon at the same time.


Making obnoxiously long lists. Message me already!
The first things people usually notice about me
I speak my mind and expect you to do the same.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't feel like making a list. Message me.
Lets just say I like more genres of music and foods than colors that a mantis shrimp can see.
The six things I could never do without
Hikes, or my brain would be mush and soul would be in shackles.

My puppy, for the same reasons above.

Existential midnight ponderings.

Being FULLY immersed in beauty of all types; whether it be a redhead in a sundress or a jazzy vocal harmony from an a cappella quartet.

My wide group of astonishingly quality people who choose to allow me to be a part of their lives.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to put a smile on someone's face. Anyone. As well as a multitude of miscellaneous introspective perspectives on all things massive and miniscule.
On a typical Friday night I am
I send out a mass text and invite everyone and anyone to bring friends and drink whatever libation my brother and I have made to share. After we have a dozen or so samples we then retire to the music room and bang on strings and things until something beautiful happens:
- we fall asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Call me old fashioned but Bernadette Peters is my pinup gal.
You should message me if
If you laughed at least once to this profile, you owe me a minimum of two messages. What are you waiting for?