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hellohorsie

38 Auckland, New Zealand Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.89m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a fully-vaccinated male with big feet. Animals intrigue me, and I respect their approach to life. I am frequently jealous I was not born as a cat. But dammit here we are stuck in these bipedal bodies, having to bear responsibility for ruining the planet while the cats of the world just sleep, eat, and party.

I expend my human consciousness doing tasks, some because I like doing them, and some because I like the feeling I get when I complete them. I swap time for money by making other people even more money. Thankfully I am self-employed, so I can choose to help good people and avoid those who lack an appreciation of karma.

I am blessed with a fast metabolism which has allowed me to eat whatever I want for a large part of my life. Without it I would now be a fat cat. Instead I'm the size of a tall and skinny man with big shoes.

Unfortunately my eyeballs are not 20/20, so you'll see from my profile pictures I wear a contraption on my face that allows me to see in focus. They're call glasses and if you haven't already heard of them, I'd suggest you Google vigorously. Particularly if you are having trouble reading this blurb. The end. [Bonus sentence from the future for those who have read to the end: You will win the lottery next week. Give copious amounts to good causes to increase your karma balance].
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