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  • Ages 18–40
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My details

Last online
Sep 28, 2014
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Has a kid
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Being born in a destitute corner of the UK, I quickly come to learn that life is to be taken by the horns, and I took off with nothing more than an accent.

Ten years of traveling around America, Canada, and Europe have given me a beautiful son who lives with his mom in Utah, an unquenchable thirst for knowledge and wonder, and a butt accustomed to greyhound seats.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hunting for kitsch decor for my off-grid/tiny home..

Stalking random people on okcupid with my partly completed profile, and never messaging anyone?!

Stocking up on refried beans, peanuts, and coffee! - Not that I'm some kinda "preper" expecting armageddon; I just like to know that I have sufficient supplies and could stay in bed for a week if there's a massive news story I have to Google every five minutes.. or if I just get lost in a good book (again).

Working at
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Substituting egocentricity for eccentricity...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the most confidant person in the WORLD! Which sometimes comes off as brash?? -bad first impression!

I'm also kinda tall.. I guess? For a European anyway! A few brave/naive people have dared to highlight this.. and I've always returned their observation with similar trait.. it helps if they're especially fat or ugly!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Nabokov, Plath, Stevenson, Steinbeck, Orwell, London, Collins... Gladwell, de Botton, Freud, Proust, Hitchens, Dawkins.

Tracy Chapman. & anything Country.

X) The Shawshank Redemption
Y) Any Documentary

add: Schindler's List!

a) Mexican
b) In'N'Out
c) anything Archie Bunker would eat
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The Ability To Travel (near or far) to watch people and see our world
2) A significant amount of free time to travel and observe...
3) NPR! inc: This American Life
4) Coffee / Wine (red!!)!
5) The Internet.
6) My home*

*book collection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about how different the world would be if 23% of its population didn't sanction the public stoning of women for adultery?
(i.e. men of the Muslim bent)

I think about the path less taken, and the stupidity of unquestioned conformity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Days of the week are objective, distinguished over time to establish routine. I don't like routine!

Of a typical evening, I can be found checking the DSM's "statute" on Alcoholism to form an argument that 'my case' does not fit within the scope of what the 'framers intended'... that is when I'm not wrestling with my very real addiction to information!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm happy to tell you anything you want to know! But if you fail to ask meaningful questions, I'll just repeat what you want to hear!

Also, I think Bernie Madoff is a hero, Nixon was an okay guy, and that children born to morbidly obese parents should get the same level of care from the state as "crack babies" - the dangers being equal.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'ve already stalked me online; found my facebook, twitter feed, and looked at the pictures from that one time I had instagram... You've found my list of felonies and ex-wives, and you've found the sex tape I made ten years ago (it's a cassette tape, but really it's very good - I did all of the voices myself!).

and having then seen pictures of the inside of my home, you want to ask me why I have a copy of George W. Bush's bio!!

Also: I DO respond to "Hi", "wanna bang?", "ur hot", "cum 2 grindr" and "my friend you are gonna burn in hell".