I'm just out there, man. I'm pretty good-looking, intelligent,
funny, insane. And it's just like that. I suppose if I thought
about what I'm going to write here, I'd do it better, but...oh
well. I'm insane; bi-polar people are, however, the best people in
the world. Hendrix, Pac, Cobain...all happened to be left-handed.
But also bi-polar! This means that all left-handed people are
bi-polar. Or at least creative. Ok, but I'm not left-handed. I like
to play my guitar and draw and write and have sex and smoke
cigarettes at the same time as someone else. Also, for a small
price, I will put your eyeliner on for you. For free if you happen
to be female. I'm a co-dependent person. I cannot survive without
women. I'm becoming increasingly vain now, I think this is a
welcome change from being constantly depressed. I eat once every
two days. I dislike people who think like this random dickhead >
Encore. No, you're not. You most likely suck and will die in a very
embarrassing way. Apples suck because they hurt my gums. Pears are
good. I tell lame jokes like this; 2 people are kayaking in
Antarctica and they come across a place where the water is frozen.
They are stuck. One of them has the idea of making a fire to thaw
the ice. Unfortunately, they also burn the kayak and drown to their
death(s). The moral of this story is: you can't have your kayak and
heat it, too! HAHA! I very much have nothing to say yet I continue
to say it. The sun coming through my window at 8:00am leaves a
rectangle on my bed which would make a perfect picture frame for
your face. I feel like I should keep adding to this thing everyday
- especially today, cuz they increased my meds!!!
I am intriguing, insane, and mentholated
I am intriguing, insane, and mentholated
