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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28-48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Not at all
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of High school
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Had a profile, cupid ate it and spat it out,so here we are again.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working and wondering were the next meal is comming from. Avoiding being bitten by snakes, spiders & lizards .Trying not to stare at people who "walk funny".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing. Listening. Making curry. Blowing spit bubbles. Talking bullshit & making it sound convincing. APATHY. Frowning. Making compliments sound like insults.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When i speak its the accent. Or the frown :-/
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Steven King, China Meville, first two Gormenhgast books, old westerns, Alan Moore, books on wildlife.

MOVIES: Moby dick, Repo Man, King Kong, most sci fi, most horror, anything with a SFX budget thats more than the gross national out put of some third world countries,you got to love those Hollywood types. 82 remake of the Thing & the godlike genius of Ray Harryhaussen

SOUNDS: the mighty SUNN O))), Godspeed you black emperor!Mogwai, Johnny Cash, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds most doom, metal, Pearl Jam, Growing, Melvins, Public Enemy, post rock,Dark Throne.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My keys, the SAS survival handbook, oyster card, the cat, gaffer tape, cynicism.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to stop thinking . . .
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reliving the weeks events in glorious monochrome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My crush on Meg Griffin. The fact that i know where you live......
You should message me if
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yeah MESSAGE me!

I would like to meet a woman who is confident, funny, geeky, beautiful, sexy and passionate.