Ninja dork skills with a side of Mexicana heat. It's a cliché that Latinas are spicy for a reason. Can have a good time in almost any circumstance, with company or solo. I bring elements of play and lightness to a lot of the things that I do. I swear a lot. I practice Karaoke as spiritual cleansing.
Also: From Texas. No discernible accent, but can bring it back upon request.

Actor/singer/performer/model with a weakness for improv comedy. Also work in the restaurant business, which I love with all my heart.

Being hospitable, laughing, walking in heels, singing, massage (healing energy in my hands), drinking Tequila, making other people laugh.

I'm gonna go with smile. Didn't you?

Preface by saying: no one reads these crap lists. But by all means...

TV: Louie, Extras, Always Sunny, Archer, The League, Bored to Death, Portlandia, Workaholics, King of the Hill, Bob's Burgers, Life and Times of Tim, all raunchy animated comedy--except Family Guy because that shit is played out. And Downton Abbey and Mad Men (of course).

Film: Documentaries, documentaries, documentaries, comedy, comedy, documentaries about comedy, mockumentaries, stand-up comedy, documentaries about sexuality and love, comedy.

Books: There's too much. I read constantly, about anything and everything, fiction and non-fiction and have since I was 3. Not into Wallace, Amis, or Rand.

Music: Jane's Addiction and Miles Davis. More recently Tame Impala.

To me, food is life. It is a foundation of social interaction and intimacy. It is a way to love and give to others. Super-passionate about food, particularly Mexican food. I also make excellent food, because I make it with love.

The awareness in my body
My family
Excellent dining experiences
Jokesters
The beach
Scientific explanation

**Anyone who has food, water, shelter, oxygen, etc in this section is automatically disqualified for lack of creativity. Also jokes referencing the Piña Colada Song. It's been done, guys.

The big picture, energy, creativity, awareness, timing.

Capturing pirates.

I don't admit private things to the internet. But if I like you and in person...

You like powerful, sensual, intelligent women--straight up with a smile;)