Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm going to apologize in advance if it takes me forever and a day
to reply to your message. I'm spending some time focusing more on
myself, getting rid of unnecessary barriers and the like. Feel free
to message me though. I'm most likely only going to get on here to
check said messages. At least for a good while.
Dear OKCupid User,
I'm Ashley. Various friends call me SmAshley, Ash, or just plain
Ashley. Choose whatever you feel suits best.
The Quick and Dirty:
I'm Italian | I'm bisexual | I'm artistic | I'm logical
I'm fantastic | I'm spaztic | I'm strong | I'm intellectual | I'm
organized | I'm musical | I'm a raver | I'm a rocker | I'm a
laundry delivery driver | I'm a drinker | I'm a thinker | I'm
intuition at it's best | I'm the dare put to the test | I'm a
writer | I'm water | I'm a Cancer | I'm a dancer | I'm magickal |
I'm PRIDE | I'm a Neo-Pagan | I'm too nice | I'm Murphy's Law | I'm
not so meek | I'm American
I'm a former band geek | I'm clairsentient | I'm trusted | I'm PLUR
| I'm the perfect tragic | I'm passionate | I'm summer | I'm a
Colorado Native | I'm straight forward | I'm self-sufficient | I'm
near-pro at driving in bad weather| I'm ambidextrous | I'm a
debater | I'm awkward | I'm self-conscious | I'm midnight | I'm
converse and a dress | I'm bubbles | I'm your favorite gypsy | I'm
I'm OCD tendencies | I'm a comedian | I'm mature
I'm thoughtful | I'm the adventurer | I'm poise and bubblegum | I'm
ADD proud | I'm a smile when it's raining | I'm a laugh out loud
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working full time as a delivery driver for the main plant of a
dry cleaning business. It's not the most glorious job, but I enjoy
it and the surprising workout it gives me. Plus I adore the people
I work with. :)
After an extensive break, I'm dying to get back into school. When
I'm actually going to be able to, is a completely different
actuality. But for the sake of conversation, I'm contemplating
psychology as a major and am certain about music as a minor.
Other than work, I'm just spending time with friends that are
closer than family, bar hopping, karaoke-ing, going to shows, going
to local shows, just chilling, or something totally obscure and
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In no particular order:
• Making people laugh.
• Laughing at myself.
• Playing music.
• Reading Tarot.
• Making a fool of myself.
• Listening to others.
• Not knowing what I want.
• Telling stories.
• Making analogies.
• Reading people.
• Driving in bad weather and/or traffic.
• Giving massages.
• Cooking something damn delicious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I definitely get the most comments on either my eyes or my hair.
I'm half Sicilian so I've got the Mediterranean/Jew fro thing going
on. Basically I have realllllly curly hair.
Also the Mexican lady I used to work with was always tells me I
have "a kind smile" and "honest eyes." She'd tell me, that even
though I don't speak Spanish, I understand with my eyes. I think
some of the most honest of opinions come from having a language
But if you meet me, feel free to tell me what you notice first so I
can put it on here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: The Five People You Meet In Heaven | The
Vampire Diaries | Tithe | The Cirque Du Freak Series | The
Daughters of the Moon Series | The Sons of the Dark Series | Witch
Child and Sorceress | 1984 | The Sweep Series | The Twilight Series
| Lord of the Flies | Enders Game | Portrait of Dorian Grey
MOVIES: The Hangover | I Love You Man | Moulin
Rouge | Repo Man | Inglorious Basterds | A Haunting in Connecticut
| The Notebook | Funny People | Little Nicky | Good Luck Chuck |
Step Up 2 | Wanted | Forgetting Sarah Marshall | August Rush | Hide
& Seek | Inception | Get Him to the Greek | Shawshank
Redemption | Sucker Punch | Zombieland | Love and Other Drugs |
Alice in Wonderland
SHOWS: Family Guy | Ghost Adventures | South Park
| Glee | Archer | Once Upon A Time | New Girl | Breaking Bad |
American Horror Story | I don't watch much T.V. honestly.
MUSIC: AWOLNATION | Young the Giant (formerly The
Jakes) | The Epilogues | Ke$ha | Lady Gaga | Linkin Park | Darling
Thieves (formerly I Hate Kate) | Metric | Green Day | Papa Roach |
Atreyu | A Day to Remember | Innerpartysystem | Busta Rhymes |
Kaskade | 3Oh3 | Lonely Island | Dev | Sum 41 | Maynard James
Keenan | Cee Lo Green | Maroon 5 | Rob Zombie | Queens of the Stone
Age | Imagine Dragons | Kongos | The Driftin' Suns | The Xx
FOOD: Italian | Oriental | Mexican | Indian |
Apples | Chicken | Milk | Pasta | Rye Bread | Sushi | Green Beans |
Cottage Cheese | PB&J
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
II. My Phone
IV. My Water Bottle
V. My Best Friends
VI. My Independence
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Future | Dreams | Alternate Dimensions | What to Do | Music |
Sex | The Power of the Mind | Supernatural Anything | Possibilities
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There are no such things as typical Fridays. I could be at home
snuggled up on the couch with Hulu or Netflix or I could be out at
a show with some friends. It's really just a luck of the draw
depending on what's going on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
So I've come to realize that secrets are overrated. So I decided to
write most if not all of mine down. They're located in a journal
entry on here titled "Secrets." Take a minute to read through
"Secrets," it's got a lot of insight into who I am.
Also if you don't know where to find that it's the 3rd to last tab
located underneath my photo up top ^^^ :)
Or if for some odd reason that doesn't show up, It's been known to
disappear on occasion, you can reach it at the direct link.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
• You're not looking for JUST sex, I DON'T do threesomes and I'm
not interested in a polyamorous relationship with you and your sig
• You're not oober religious.
• You're not afraid to dance like it's nobody's business.
• You're super rad?
• You can resuscitate a dieing conversation.
• You have a killer sense of humor.
• You live in the Denver Metro. I don't do long distance.
• You can put together a message that actually consists of more
than "Hey what's up?" or "How are you doing?" Give me some
creativity and capture my attention!
• You want to??
-Sincerely SmAshley :D
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