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24 Denver, CO Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:14pm
White, Other
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it matters a lot
Working on space camp
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
***Currently in Steamboat but will be back to Denver in April!!***

*****It should be noted I DON'T smoke weed. Nothing against it, just not my cup of tea.*****

Dear OKCupid User,

I'm Ashley. Various friends call me SmAshley, Ash, or just plain Ashley. Choose whatever you feel suits best.

Well let's see here. About me. About me? Hmmm. Well I'm a lot of things.

I'm a bit of an intense person. I adore passion and when I find something I'm passionate about I hope you're willing to go exploring with me. Over the rivers and through the woods, night hikes and long drives and talking about books.

Music is a life force for me. A religion almost, only we worship when the shivers run down our spines. It's the thing that keeps my heart beating. Playing it, listening to it, watching it live, I'm definitely guilty of losing myself to music.

I'm fiercely loyal. Once you've become a part of my life, my loyalty knows no bounds. I have friends that are closer than family and the drive to keep them forever. Until I'm wronged they'll forever hold my trust.

I'm clever and wordy and at times a little feisty. I adore witty banter and, for me, intelligence is a huge turn on! I love to be challenged, so let's play a game of chess and discuss the meaning of life! :P

I'm a total goofball. I've never claimed to be graceful and I have all the clutz and gusto to prove it. I love to make people laugh. Between my sailor's tongue and my dark sense of humor not much offends me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I. Have. No. Clue.

Seriously though. As much as I'd love to have something planned and figured out, I'm just flying by the seat of my pants, learning and exploring as I go.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In no particular order:
• Making people laugh.
• Laughing at myself.
• Arguing.
• Playing music.
• Understanding.
• Reading Tarot.
• Drawing.
• Making a fool of myself.
• Dancing.
• Karaoke-ing
• Listening to other people's problems.
• Not knowing what I want.
• Telling stories.
• Making analogies.
• Reading people.
• Driving in bad weather and/or traffic.
• Procrastinating.
• Giving massages.
• Cooking something damn delicious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
• Super tragically curly and/or crazy hair.
• Beautiful big brown eyes.
• Loud, honest, laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
•The Hollows Series (The Rachel Morgan Series)
•The Five People You Meet In Heaven
•The Vampire Diaries
•The Daughters of the Moon Series
•Witch Child and Sorceress
•The Sweep Series
•Lord of the Flies
•Enders Game
•Portrait of Dorian Grey

•The Hangover
•I Love You Man
•Moulin Rouge
•Repo Man: The Genetic Opera
•Big Fish
•Inglorious Basterds
•A Haunting in Connecticut
•The Notebook
•Little Nicky
•Forgetting Sarah Marshall
•August Rush
•Hide & Seek
•Shawshank Redemption
•Sucker Punch
•The 5th Element
•Love and Other Drugs

•Family Guy
•Ghost Adventures
•South Park
•Once Upon A Time
•Breaking Bad
•American Horror Story

•Young the Giant (formerly The Jakes)
•The Epilogues
•Lady Gaga
•Brick + Mortar
•Pretty Reckless
•Maynard James Keenan
•Black Keys
•Queens of the Stone Age
•Imagine Dragons
•The Driftin' Suns
•The XX
•Nothing More
•Twenty One Pilots
•Arctic Monkeys
•Royal Blood
•Violent Femmes
•In the Whale
•Lindsey Sterling
•More Like Trees

•Chinese Food
•Soy Milk
•Cottage Cheese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I. Music
II. Phone
III. Burts Bees Chapstick
IV. Water Bottle
V. Argon Oil
VI. Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
•The Future
•Alternate Dimensions
•The Goddess
•What to Do
•The Power of the Mind
•Supernatural Anything
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There are no such things as typical Fridays. I could be at home snuggled up on the couch with Hulu or Netflix or I could be out at a show with some friends. It's really just a luck of the draw depending on what's going on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I totally have a thing for gingers.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
• You're not looking for JUST sex, I DON'T do threesomes and I'm not interested in a polyamorous relationship with you and your sig other.
• You're not oober religious.
• You're not afraid to dance like it's nobody's business.
• You're super rad?
• You can resuscitate a dieing conversation.
• You have a killer sense of humor.
• You live in the Denver Metro. I don't do long distance.
• You can put together a message that actually consists of more than "Hey what's up?" or "How are you doing?" Give me some creativity and capture my attention!
• You want to??

-Sincerely SmAshley :D