I'm out with another friend and she recognizes a guy:
"I know that guy! I met him online a while back."
"Was it by chance Okcupid?"
"Yeah! How did you know?"
"Because he's a tool."
I became super curious and decided to have a look for myself. All of my friends seem to have crazy stories from this place, and I decided I'd like a few more crazy stories in my life! Dating? A relationship? True love? Maybe, I'll settle for outlandish encounters in the meantime. I'm a bit psycho myself - I'd have to be to want more crazy stories, right? If Goofball McTool could get a date with my gorgeous friend, then I'd figure things can't go TOO wrong.
Update: Things have gone terribly wrong, loving every second of it.