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33 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 7
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Other, and very serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has cats
English, Spanish (Okay), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a living loving laughing likeable lightning bolt.
I'm a supersonic spectacle of shooting shining sparks.
I'm the view from the mountaintop and the sweat from the climb
I am a willow tree.

Joe is a crazy mix of grounded stability and spontaneous intensity. Of playful silliness & deep intimacy. He talks fast and often, and listens actively and deeply. Love is his thang.

I'm super into the performing arts, I did musical theatre for years and still occasionally break into song when things get intense, Glee-style.

Living sustainably is a priority for me and so much fun! I have an organic garden, compost, and rainwater collection system I built. I'm Mr DIY making tinctures, canning, sewing, knitting, brewing beer, wine and kombucha, and practicing holistic health. You gotta try my homemade ice cream with local milk and agave.

I sometimes pretend I'm my kitty's mother & carry him around in my mouth.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to see how long I can go without shaving & still look presentable.

Additionally, I started & run a nonprofit afterschool program doing hands-on projects combining art & sustaonability with kids. And I teach nonvioient communication, work with the ManKind Project developing intimacy & emotional connection with men, and support adolescent boys on their journey to manhood with Boys To Men Texas.

But enough with the easy stuff. Really I'm on a quest to make the strongest cup of coffee possible!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Frolicking, making the most out of any situation, learning from my mistakes, making puns, making up new words (linquistorific worditudes), finding the best in people, upsetting authority figures, pretending I'm a faerie, cooking, drumming, dancing, talking too loud in movies, biking, writing, making messes, finding really cool stuff at thrift stores I didn't know I needed, mediating conflicts, getting scratched by my kitty, conversation, breaking electronic devices, and making people happy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I shine like the sun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm most entertained by the crazy characters & story lines that go on in my head, especially my all-too creative subconscious! Otherwise, I tend to like anything that's quality & has a message. Especially socially conscious hip-hop and sci/fi fantasy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Meditation, head-bobbing, nachos, family/friends, dark beer, hand-holding.

In a romantic relationship:
Constant open communication, addressing conflicts directly, reliability (do what you say you'll do), prioritized alone time and time with friends, lots of affection, and a commitment to spiritual growth in myself and my partner.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How spicy is "too" spicy. The problems of this world. Personal growth and development. Masculinity & femininity. Nonproft development & managment. When it will be too cold to wear sandles. How to provide the right balance of freedom & structure that will inspire kids to teach themselves. How to keep bugs from eating my squash. How much dip I can fit onto one tortilla chip. The person I am with at the moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Resting from my crazy busy week, watching a movie cuddling with my kitty, friends, or maybe you? On Saturday I'm ready for adventures!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ask my iPhone.
You should message me if
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You're passionate, loving, and have light in your eyes. You like to laugh. You're ready for an expressive, sensitive man.You have a positive outlook on life. You still own a stuffed animal.

Oh and magical powers are also a plus!

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