I am now living in Rio for the next few months so am looking for a woman here that I can sweep off of her feet!
'WANTED : Jewel thief seeks getaway driver'
Can you drive quickly?
Do you like precious stones?
Then read on.....
So, I’ve got this big bag of jewels that I have ‘acquired’ recently, and I’m really not sure what to do with them. Do you think you could help me out?
Ideally what I’m looking for is a lady with plenty of free fingers, scrumptious earlobes and a soft neck that needs decorating?
I have emeralds, rubies, sapphire, and diamonds. Oh yes, diamonds galore, and of course we all know that diamonds are a girls best friend!!!
OK, so I'll admit it, I'm not really a jewel thief, or a petty crook, but I'm hoping I've got your attention now.
So what would you get from a pretend jewel thief? Well I like to think I'm a really relaxed, fun and interesting person to be with. I've had a great life so far, travelling all over the world and seeing some amazing things and have finally landed in London.
I'm looking for someone to share some adventures with in this amazing City. Someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously, but has a good sense of humour and is an independent thinker.
I'll be Clyde if you'll be my Bonnie!