Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
'WANTED : Jewel thief seeks getaway driver'
Can you drive quickly?
Do you like precious stones?
Then read on.....
So, I’ve got this big bag of jewels that I have ‘acquired’
recently, and I’m really not sure what to do with them. Do you
think you could help me out?
Ideally what I’m looking for is a lady with plenty of free fingers,
scrumptious earlobes and a soft neck that needs decorating?
I have emeralds, rubies, sapphire, and diamonds. Oh yes, diamonds
galore, and of course we all know that diamonds are a girls best
OK, so I'll admit it, I'm not really a jewel thief, or a petty
crook, but I'm hoping I've got your attention now.
So what would you get from a pretend jewel thief? Well I like to
think I'm a really relaxed, fun and interesting person to be with.
I've had a great life so far, travelling all over the world and
seeing some amazing things and have finally landed in London.
I'm looking for someone to share some adventures with in this
amazing City. Someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously,
but has a good sense of humour and is an independent thinker.
I'll be Clyde if you'll be my Bonnie!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Thinking it's about time I settled down, but not really sure if I
Trying to become an established poet:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The only DIY I am any good at is painting. Although I only enjoy
the rollering bit. Cutting in and all that other jazz should be
left for another day.
Trying to find something interesting to watch on the telly.
Getting random injuries after a few shandies
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A bit of a west country twang and a cheeky smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books : Recently - The Curious Incident, Life of Pi, Generation X.
A Confederacy of Dunces
Movies: Independent films, Ken Loach, Almodovar, anything that is a
little bit gritty
Music : Reggae - Lee Perry, Gladiators, The Ethiopians, Pama
International, Burning Spear (I could go on...)
Acoustic - Camera Obscura, Mojave 3, Nick Cave, Bonnie Prince
Billy, Cranes, The Cave Singers, Lightning Dust
Also love blues, flamenco and techno!
Food : Not much of a foodie really.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the interweb thingy
a refreshing pint of lager
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to fix the bathroom light
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a pub, very, very happy not to be working
You should message me if
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You think "Oh he looks like a nice kind of guy, why don't I message
him and see if he would like to go for a refreshing drink!"
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