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lowellpolice

31 Brighton, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello beautiful eyes. Do you mind if I party with you?

I'm having a good time. I hate writing about myself because it feels like i'm bragging. I'm going to try anyway, since it is the point of this box. I have a bi-coastal reputation as a food finisher.

I get nervous really easy when people are doing stupid things. A good example is trying to rap or do standup. I get weirded out and want to remove myself from the situation. You know what i mean. All my friends hate me now, i'm pretty sure...

i'm one of those people who honestly just doesn't get along with everyone. Some people i just click with and we become instant bffs. (best friends forever mom, it's internet talks) Others find me aloof and uncaring. They probably just dont get "it".

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

Flanders sucks. Flanders sucks. Flanders sucks.Flanders sucks. Flanders sucks. Flanders sucks.
What I’m doing with my life
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One time I convinced a woman I work with I was dating Casey Anthony. I'm really proud of that day.

anyway, this cake is great. it's so delicious and moist.

I am going to watch every episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation by the end of the summer. Yes, even the annoying Wesley Crusher-centric ones. Does this make me nerdy? I tend to think not, since a nerd would have already watched them all. Checkmate atheists, god is real.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scuba driving. Making myself laugh. Not making others laugh.
Making PB&J (strawberry jam plz). Reading wikipedia.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Oh god. I'm thin? big nose? you tell me.

often i hear: "I think kevin is a pretty cool guy, he tells bad stories and doesnt afraid of anything."
which is 100% true.

damn. now you know my name.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I really like Mitch Hedberg.

I lurve seafood, the beatles, waynes world 1&2 and TV guide while drinking an RC soda.

oysters are my favorite.

Genius of Love by the Tom Tom Club always makes me happy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Bordeaux
2. Meta-humor
3. HOT HOT CO2
4. Early to mid 90's Female R&B groups (EN VOGUE)
5. Blue or Pink or Green or interchangeable sunglasses
6. Lulz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fuckin magnets, how do they work?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Living a Hulkamania life.

I know this doesn't belong in this section, but I don't care.

i can't stand when people say the Beatles are overrated. its impossible to overrate the Beatles. if there is any *blank*-rating to be done, its underrating the Beatles. even if you like the Beatles and respect what they did/do, you probably are still underrating them.

that's all. sorry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Kevin on okCupid?"
You should message me if
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If you think the best part about "money trees" by kendrick lamar is the beach house sample.