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25 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 28
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If they'd grabbed me that night I'd have admitted to being an Enforcer for the Opium Tong before saying I was a free-lance writer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a Detroit native who has lived in Austin for the past three years. I work for a film production company here in Austin as a cinematographer and editor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making omelettes and finding ridiculous records at thrift stores.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The beard, perhaps.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Thomas Pynchon, Charles Bukowski, HST, Twain, Victor Pelevin, Isaac Asimov, John Gunther, Art Clarke, Chuck Palahniuk, Camus, Nabokov, Tom Wolfe, H.P. Lovecraft, China Mieville, Graham Greene, Philip K. Dick, and many others.

Movies - The Third Man, Goodfellas, American Movie, Death to Smoochy, In Bruges, Notorious (The Hitchcock film - sorry Biggie), The Baader Meinhof Complex, True Romance, The Breakfast Club, Boogie Nights...I'm gonna stop right here. Making a film nerd list movies he likes is some sort of cruel exercise in futility.

Shows - Mr. Show with Bob and Dave, Arrested Development, Trailer Park Boys, Kids in the Hall, Breaking Bad, The Thick of It, Boardwalk Empire, Party Down, The X-Files, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Archer, Superjail, and Spaced to name a few.

Music - Just too much shit to list. Message me if you care for any suggestions.

Food - Beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can warp spacetime using household items.

Also, could God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a show, on set in another city, enjoying a movie with some good drinks and good company, or being irresponsible with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once peed myself during an elementary school choir performance of Somewhere Over the Rainbow. I want to qualify this with the fact that I was IN elementary school at the time and not just some random spectator who pissed himself in an elementary school cafeteria.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) You are a ghost, because holyshithowareyoudoingthat!?


2) You are not a spectre, but enjoy drinking beer and going to shows all the same.