Yes, I have more pictures, happy to direct you to them. Sorry, but this is a small town; I don't blame you if you're a little blurry, too.
I enjoy irony and sardonicism but am uncertain about sarcasm; although I do admit that being mean is funnier than being nice I think it makes a poor substitute for wit. I'm dry without being smug. I'm dependable and reliable without being predictable. I'm cynical and hard-bitten without being downtrodden. I spell everything correctly but want to smack people who go around correcting others. I raised a ton of money for the DNC because they had a chance at winning, but if there was a viable third party I would consider them: I'm pragmatic. I edit articles: which is how I know that OKCupid automatically changed the spacing in this paragraph from two spaces after a sentence to one. I'm assiduous: I'm changing it back. I'm not OCD, after OKC changed it again I gave up. I overthink everything. I work hard but I don't play particularly hard. I know an awful lot about beer, modern music, Shakespeare, movies and various other doubtfully useful cultural detritus.
I love semicolons; I even use them properly; though I do overuse them somewhat.
I'm not all sunshine and rainbows. Although I do love soft fuzzy bunnies, I also think that they're delicious. Seriously, though, I do love animals. I want a quokka.
If I know you, forget you saw this and we shall not speak of it. I shall tip my hat and say, "Good day to you!"