Not to upend gender roles for all eternity but...the likes are nice and I have no idea who is giving them; if you want to chat, message me.
Be honest with me: is Yoga a mind-control cult?
(Update: yes it is, and worse
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/29/dickipedia-bikram-choudhury-_n_7469058.html?cps=gravity_2246_-4525138072256703122) (moreso if you can't make fun of it I'm not for you)
Yes, I have more pictures, happy to direct you to them. I don't blame you if you're a little blurry, too.
I enjoy irony and sardonicism but am uncertain about sarcasm; although I do admit that being mean is funnier than being nice I think it makes a poor substitute for wit. I'm dry without being smug. I'm dependable and reliable without being predictable. I'm cynical and hard-bitten without being downtrodden. I spell everything correctly but want to smack people who go around correcting others. I raised a ton of money for the DNC because they had a chance at winning, but if there was a viable third party I would consider them: I'm pragmatic. I edit articles: which is how I know that OKCupid automatically changed the spacing in this paragraph from two spaces after a sentence to one. I'm assiduous: I'm changing it back. I'm not OCD, after OKC changed it again I gave up. I overthink everything. I work hard but I don't play particularly hard.
I love semicolons; I even use them properly; though I do overuse them somewhat.
I'm not all sunshine and rainbows. Although I do love soft fuzzy bunnies, I also think that they're delicious. Seriously, though, I do love animals. I want a quokka.
If I know you IRL, forget you saw this and we shall not speak of it. I shall tip my hat and say, "Good day to you!"
"Good day to you!" (tips hat)