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lowry99

35 M Ithaca, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on law school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Be honest with me: is Yoga a mind-control cult?

In DC for summer work. For da guvmint.

Yes, I have more pictures, happy to direct you to them. Sorry, but this is a small town; I don't blame you if you're a little blurry, too.

I enjoy irony and sardonicism but am uncertain about sarcasm; although I do admit that being mean is funnier than being nice I think it makes a poor substitute for wit. I'm dry without being smug. I'm dependable and reliable without being predictable. I'm cynical and hard-bitten without being downtrodden. I spell everything correctly but want to smack people who go around correcting others. I raised a ton of money for the DNC because they had a chance at winning, but if there was a viable third party I would consider them: I'm pragmatic. I edit articles: which is how I know that OKCupid automatically changed the spacing in this paragraph from two spaces after a sentence to one. I'm assiduous: I'm changing it back. I'm not OCD, after OKC changed it again I gave up. I overthink everything. I work hard but I don't play particularly hard. I know an awful lot about beer, modern music, Shakespeare, movies and various other doubtfully useful cultural detritus.

I love semicolons; I even use them properly; though I do overuse them somewhat.

I'm not all sunshine and rainbows. Although I do love soft fuzzy bunnies, I also think that they're delicious. Seriously, though, I do love animals. I want a quokka. Staying with a nice family with an awesome great big dog, still find the licking gross.

If I know you, forget you saw this and we shall not speak of it. I shall tip my hat and say, "Good day to you!"

"Good day to you!" (tips hat)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Back studying. Ask if you want to know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering useless information. Detecting patterns or deviations from patterns, for example: this site has more pictures of girls wearing fake mustaches than other sites (seriously, what is up with that? I wouldn't think "imagine me as a dude" makes a great aphrodisiac...maybe it depends on your audience), but fewer girls who have pictures with a previous mister cut out so that his creepily disembodied arm is around their shoulder. About the same amount of duckface.

Most interesting common addition: toothbrush. Is this to signal that one has not yet lost one's teeth to central NY meth addiction?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blue eyes? Red beard without red hair? My presence as an object in three dimensional space? No idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Flannery O'Connor's complete works, Master and Margarita, Brothers Karamazov, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass, Hard Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World, We Have Always Lived in the Castle, The Long Goodbye, Radio Free Albemuth, The Castle, Dead Souls, The Stranger, Moby Dick, Cat's Cradle, We, Darkness at Noon, The Third Policeman, A Canticle for Leibowitz, Ulysses- graphic novels: From Hell (HBO should do a full series), Asterios Polyp, Sandman. The Complete Calvin and Hobbes.

Movies: Brazil, Touch of Evil, Eraserhead, City of Lost Children, A Face in the Crowd, 8 1/2, Shadow of a Doubt, Drawing Restraint 9, Titus, La Jetee, THX-1138, Morvern Callar, Southland Tales, Memories of Murder, The Host (the Korean monster movie), There Will Be Blood, Wet Hot American Summer, Hot Fuzz, Zoolander, Super Troopers, the geek movies: Star Wars and LOTR, David Cronenberg, Atom Egoyan, Akira Kurosawa, Ingmar Bergman, Takashi Miike, George Romero, Wong Kar Wai, Orson Welles, Terry Gilliam, David Lynch, Peter Watkins, Fellini, Wallace and Gromit and zombie movies.

TV: Twin Peaks, The Wire, The Prisoner, Deadwood, Fraggle Rock, The Muppet Show, Spaced, Parks and Recreation, How I Met Your Mother, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Community, Portlandia, Childrens Hospital, Shameless, Fringe, Game of Thrones, Flight of the Conchords, obviously anything on HBO.

Music, just a few: Beatles, Radiohead, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Patsy Cline, Magnetic Fields, Circulatory System/Neutral Milk Hotel/Olivia Tremor Control/Sunshine Fix, The Apples in Stereo, Nico, Television, Beirut, The Hold Steady, Mason Jennings, Tom Waits, Elliott Smith, Panda Bear, Kanye, New Pornographers/Neko Case/Destroyer/A.C. Newman, Sleater-Kinney, Wild Flag, Emily Haines, Sun Kil Moon/Red House Painters/Mark Kozelek, Retribution Gospel Choir, Marnie Stern, Belle and Sebastian, Blonde Redhead, jj, MGMT, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Thao Nguyen, Guided By Voices, St. Vincent, Danger Mouse, Neon Indian

Food: Bacon. Craft beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The English language
the delightful obscenities contained therein
irony (screw you Dave Eggers that is so the proper use of the word!)
humor of questionable taste
a constantly renewing supply of music
a constantly renewing supply of strange beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why beer is so delicious. Lately allegories and parables.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Avoiding crowds. I prefer to go out other nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm so hyperanalytical that I found typos in the terms and conditions of the standard contract for the major company I worked for.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to know more; you are open to drinking a lot of strange beers; you are more into meeting than being a pen-pal; your laundry-list of qualifications aren't mandatory because I definitely don't fit some of them; you're laid-back but still show up on time; you noticed that I purposely used your and you're in this to show that I recognize the distinction; you're not looking for a GBF (see urban dictionary); you find it charming when one is shit at first dates.