Mainly looking for activity partners. Yes, I have more pictures, happy to direct you to them. Sorry, but this is a small town; I don't blame you if you're a little blurry, too.
I enjoy irony and sardonicism but miss the appeal of sarcasm; although I do admit that being mean is funnier than being nice. I'm dry without being smug. I'm dependable and reliable without being predictable. I'm cynical and hard-bitten without being downtrodden. I spell everything correctly but want to smack people who go around correcting others. I raised a ton of money for the DNC because they had a chance at winning, but if there was a viable third party I would consider them: I'm pragmatic. I work hard but I don't play particularly hard. I know an awful lot about beer, modern music, Shakespeare, movies and various other doubtfully useful cultural detritus.
I love semicolons; I even use them properly; though I do overuse them somewhat.
I'm not all sunshine and rainbows. Although I do love soft fuzzy bunnies, I also think that they're delicious.
If I know you, forget you saw this and we shall not speak of it.