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36 F Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 30–51
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:40am
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm really sweet, but I have an edge. I'm quick witted, and I love a man who is equally quick witted. I'm incredibly emotionally intelligent (does that sound braggy? It's not meant to be braggy).

I don't take food pictures. I really love pugs and if it was a totally normal thing to do I'd live in a forest with like 9 million of them.

I am told I have a presence, and that I'm quite fun to be around. Keeping my word is important to me. I'm really good at reading people. I haven't written anything with this many "I's" since I had to apologize in the 5th grade for not wanting to kiss Marcus Abundis.

I love a man who is self aware, values keeping his word, and considers how his actions affect other people. Dependability (being able to make and keep plans, punctuality), critical thinking, problem solving, and consistency... I find these traits incredibly sexy in a man and they will draw me in to you. I pay attention to details. And while I'm fun loving and connect very well with a calm man, decisiveness vs. passiveness will keep me feeling attracted and interested in you.

I tend to be attracted to men who have a sense of style, and who are fit.

* By the way, I'm 42 years old and I hate the feeling of lying .... but I don't feel good getting messages from guys who look like my dad (no judging), so putting this age felt like the lesser of two options, neither of which felt great.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living my life to the most medium.

I have my own small business doing something creative. I wrote and performed comedy for a long time, and I transitioned from performing to working behind the scenes - I work with a range of creative types and, often times, advertising agencies.

I go boxing a few times a week and I love it, but I am not a butchy lady. I also am still very excited about email, even though it's not 1994.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Relating to other people. Finding humor in almost everything, which I find makes my life more fun and enjoyable. I am also a good spelar.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Freckles. I have them. Or maybe something I said, that is not uncommon. Mostly, how much I am living my life to the medium.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Dr. Suess is one of my favorites of all time. I like books like Letters From a Nut all the way to The Glass Castle. I also really like reading psychology books about how we process our thoughts and feelings etc. I can get pretty into that. I like a lot of hip hop and have been listening to (and working around) hip hop and music for a long time. I also grew up on classic rock and reggae / dancehall. I like all kinds of music though - other than Country and crazy techno music. I love E.T., and I really liked Borat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People I get that 'funny' feeling just being around- like I can say or do anything around them. I love and really appreciate that feeling.
Love and affection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trying to remember what i'm supposed to be thinking about again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I got kicked out of my own bat mitzvah but i'm not that private about that. I can be a bit shy with new people.
You should message me if
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I will be your biggest fan if you have an innate sense of chivalry. You enjoy asking a lady out, suggesting and implementing a plan, opening doors and walking me to my door at the end of the evening. You might even get a goodnight kiss...

*If you like to chat for a long time without asking to meet, we probably won't be a good fit.