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lrn2spel

32 M Victoria, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 3, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Here's how this is going to work:

First, we will click on the profiles with photos that showcase a person we find sexually attractive. If closeup inspection confirms our original impression we will then scroll over the photo to see if there are any other shots included. If so, we'll then click on the photo reel to lightly scrutinize the album.

If by this point we're satisfied with what we see, or at the very least somewhat interested, we'll then scroll down to read the profile.

Now, how likely we are to want to contact the person will hinge almost entirely on how physically attractive we perceive them to be (photos can lie, photoshop can tell a whole different story). The more attractive the person is to us, the more likely we are to scrounge for commonalities and shared interests, regardless of how completely different a casual outsider - or an asexual version of ourselves - would consider us to be.

"Oh look! This person enjoy generic activities that I may have at some point considering doing at some other stage of my life. How wonderful!"

"I bet they were being sarcastic or fooling around when they said they didn't like to have suitors 20 years their senior message them. How cheeky!"

We may also find ourselves jumping with excitement over the grossly generalized attributes that any human with a pulse finds attractive in others. Unless there actually are people out there seeking evil, humourless robots from outer space who may never come 'down to Earth' for fear of the effects of our planet's crushing gravity.
What I’m doing with my life
Making feeble attempts at social commentary on a free dating website. What's it to you?
I’m really good at
Self-deprecation. I'm quite proud of how smoothly I can find flaws in myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know. Ask them. Ask the people.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen
Nutrients
Atmospheric pressure
Water
Cognitive function
You (aaaaaaaaaaawww)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex.

I'm a man. Boy. Testosterone-crazed android. Monkey. Penis paired with a healthy life-support system?
On a typical Friday night I am
The life-support system may venture from its primary residence to engage in activities that ultimately render its master temporarily non-functional. TEMPORARILY.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really know what the last few words are in the chorus for Green Day's version of "Working Class Hero"

...soaked in beer?
...something to bae?

I know...I could just Google it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you are Frodo.