Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i am married and i love my wife very much. unfortunately i am also
a worthless piece of shit. I've pretty much destroyed my marriage
and have no interest in anyone who isn't my wife....whether my
marriage works out or not. I'm not interested in any relationship,
sex, nothing. So you came to this page by mistake. I am a total
asshole, so fuck off.
What I’m doing with my life
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i spend most of my time disappointing the people i care the most
about. other than that nothing because i fucking suck.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
ruining people's lives.....been doing that for 30 years now.
The first things people usually notice about me
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that i am fat and ugly..people sometime get confused and think i
may be a nice guy.......give it some time and soon they realize i
am just a disappointment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i don't have time for things like this. i have 5 kids i try to take
care of but im not that great of a father..better father than i am
a husband though..but still not a good one.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i cannot answer this question because i may be forced to do without
the thing i need.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how i have ruined my marriage and let down my wife and kids so many
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
pissing someone off no doubt.
You should message me if
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i just wouldn't recommend it. i will most definitely let you down.
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