Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I were to let any of my friends fill this part out this is what
I am sure they would say...
I'm a good Mommy. I'm kind to a fault as well as forgiving. I try
always to see things from all sides. I'm not judgemental. I'm loyal
and caring. I'm sweet. I'm funny. I'm a witty sarcastic ass. I say
some not so lady like things but they are so funny most miss it!
I'm easy going and it takes alot to piss me off. I was once a
firecracker and didn't tolerate much non sense. Now I just don't
care. Unless it involves my daughter...
I like the beach I hate the snow. I can easily go from sweats to
out the door for an adventure! I don't always wear make up or have
my hair done. I would prefer to have a few drinks at home with good
people then a bar with a bunch of drunken idiots! However I can
rock out the drunken idiots... They say I am the life of the party
even sober! Laughter is a huge part of who I am. Laughter is good
for the soul. I do it it often.
I can cook anything and if I'm baking mass quantities of cookies
I'm pissed off!
I'm clean and somewhat organized.
I'm a good friend and a good person. I'm care free and I truly
don't care what people think of me because it is none of my
business what others opinions of me are.
Oh and I love hard and dislike hard. I don't hate anything! Except
I really wish I could change the header to say single/white/female
cause I think that would be funny!!
I'm not a crazy and I'm not interested in crazies. I get along
better with males than catty females. I'm not into gossip drama and
negative people or things. That being said if you don't think you
bring can a positive into my life keep on truckin! If you have to
lie to get what you want in life I'm not for you. If you deplete
others buckets I'm not for you. If you are insecure/jealous please
don't bother. Because I cannot fix your insecurities. Nor do I want
I live a simple life. I like it simple. My work keeps me on my
toes. So when I'm home I just want to big chill.
I do have high standards. I will not settle. I know my worth.
I have happiness within myself. Being alone and single. So I can be
alone. I won't stay with someone who brings negatives to my table
all the time.
I'm reasonable and understand nothing is perfect you must find
perfect in the moment.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Raising a 9 year old, working hard, being with great friends.
Realizing I'm blessed in this life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a Mommy
Singing and dancing(not because I'm good)
Being a good friend
Being a smart ass
Thinking of others
Spontaneously going somewhere last minute
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My kindness and good soul. My honesty.
My laugh... I snort when I laugh and sometimes it all snort no
Most people notice my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Haven't come across a book I haven't liked. Willing to read almost
anything. I have a forest of books on my huge build in
Movies well.... I'll watch pretty much anything. Dumb and Dumber.
Drop Dead Fred. The Never Ending Story. Roadhouse. Lawless. All of
the Saw movies. Amityville Horror. Sinister. The Sixth Sense.
Wizard of Oz. To name a few.
Music well I like a wee bit of everything.
Food wise if it doesn't smell good I don't eat it. But I love beef
jerky a good pizza anything sweet and carrot cake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter, food, a good coffee n book, a sweater, my car keys,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I be helpful. .. to anyone. This is my life and I want to
make the best of it. Do your best forget the rest.
Smiles are contagious. .. sometimes that's all a person
Being the best mother I can be. What my daughter needs and
Planning my next trip out of town. My next book.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working... my Friday is usually a Monday or Tuesday.
At my friends out for supper taking in a movie. Or hanging with my
daughter. Reading a book or 6. Knitting.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should drop me a line if you're not a
douchebag/lair/jealous/controlling/insecure man! If you live at
home with Mommy and/or need Mommy to pay your bills or If you are
looking for a sugar mama keep searching I'm not the girl for
If your funny then drop me a line...
I wanna hear the best of the best one liners your best pick up
line! Come on make a lady laugh!
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