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hailxseitanx

21 F Montclair, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am a healthy blend of the high and low brow.
What I’m doing with my life
Finishing my last year of music school, then who knows. Might stay here and make more music, might chase a thrill somewhere new. Working at a weird ass diner for money, spending all that money on tattoos.

Stalk me on IG @hailxseitan
I’m really good at
Parallel parking, making mac and cheese out of the box, keeping my lipstick in my lip liner, getting my hair caught under my fingers when I'm playing my cello.
The first things people usually notice about me
Every time I go to my local Chipotle there's this one girl who always compares me to a different fair-skinned, dark-haired celebrity. I have yet to agree with any of her comparisons but I love it and I think she's great. Old ladies at the diner and the women who work at the nail salon where I get pedicures sometimes like to compliment me on my skin. I usually smell like coconut and incense.

Update: doppelgänger chipotle girl doesn't work there anymore. I still love Chipotle but it's just not the same.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Billy Joel's greatest hits and literally nothing else
The six things I could never do without
Beer
Tattoos
Cats
Cute dudes with beards and good body mods
Okay maybe a pack of cigarettes too
And liquid eyeliner
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably staying out too late and preparing for my boss to yell at me the next day for being tired on the job.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am the slow cooker queen. Not private, but worth mentioning.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can dig brews, burritos, and Beethoven.