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27 M Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:18pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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I'm Tom, looking to meet new people with compatible interests for fun or maybe something more, if thats where its going.
I'll admit I'm a little self-conscious with people I've just met, but I relax pretty quickly if theres a 'click'.

I've been told I'm something of a wit, but I may have misheard.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just finished Degree, trying to do the thing that comes afterwards.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hmm . . well . . I can dress myself adequately.
Does that count?
I'm good at a lot of things like photography, or creative writing, or playing the devil's advocate, but I'm not really Really Good at anything. I've always been too impatient in the past to really dedicate myself to something, though thats something I'm trying to change at the moment (que montage).
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes probably, they're large and dark, quite striking perhaps.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot of historical novels but I'm a massive fan of Terry Pratchett's stuff too. My favourite book is Nightwatch.

My most favouritest movie is KickAss, but everyone I've asked seems to hate it (sadface). Kickass2 was pretty good too.

Honestly, I don't watch much tele, but I make time for one or two shows. Dr Who, GoT are the obvious ones, but there are others too.

All of the Music. Tend to prefer music with instruments in it though.
Vampire Weekend are a big Yes (new album is fantastic).
Got Daft Punk's new album at the same time. Loved their older stuff, but tbh, I listened to it once and haven't had it out the case since.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music! Music is the whistful sigh of civilisation.
No, I don't know what that means either, but it sounds impressive.

Friends! Its nice to have someone who laughs with me instead of just at me.

Non-specific plants and naturey things! They give us oxygen and are nice to be around. Walking through them is nice.

Animals! Because sometimes you're better off talking to the cat/dog/bouncer.

Trousers! I'd be cold/arrested otherwise.

Numbers! Without numbers, I'd have no idea that this was the sixth thing on the list, and its fun to have a nemisis. *Shakes fist menacingly at Math*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I could make the world a better place for everyone, while expending the least amount of effort possible.

How I could make the world a better place for me, while expending the least amount of effort possible.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On the lookout for something interesting to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The most private thing I'm willing to admit on the internet?

The sound of stone on stone or stone on metal drives me up the wall. Eeurgh.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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if you fancy a chat,
if you rekon i'm ded sexy like*

*it's true, I am**

**may or may not be accurate, subject to personal preferences