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30 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like men
  • Ages 28–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 23
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Little spoon, big world.
Looking for nice guy for monogamous dating, hopefully that leads to great sex and a relationship someday.

I'm mostly into sweet guys, sense of humor being the most important, in shape is a plus but not a prerequisite. I like romantic guys, kind, gentlemen-type who treat others respectfully. Someone who likes animals and food culture since those are big parts of my everyday.

I have an associates in food/nutrition, another associate in counseling and have BAs in political science and legal studies.

I enjoy recycling, the breast stroke, well stroking in general, high-stakes scrabble, drinking coffee and threatening the elderly. Most nights I'm staying in with a movie/cuddling, reading comic books, watching a tv series on Netflix, cooking italian food, going out to try new food or visiting a favorite restaurant. I'm a pretty simple guy.

"You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling; end go list." -Liz Lemon

"Come for my body, stay for my mind." -Helen Keller
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a design specialist for a home furnishings company. I get to go to clients' homes, take measurements, create digital layouts and interior designs. It's a lot of fun! I'm also a landlord and a volunteer counselor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
High fives, standing in place, counting backwards from seven, oral sex
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The gun in my left hand. Not a lot of people shoot lefty...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: When You Are Engulfed In Flames, To Lead The World, Einstein In Love, The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat, Life Of Pi, The Future Of Freedom, Are You There Vodka It's Me Chelsea, Second Chance, Nixon's Piano, & Beautiful Boy

MOVIES: "Young Frankenstein" (all Mel Brooks), "Rear Window" (all Hitchcock), "Die Hard," "Avengers" and "X-Men" flicks, "Scream" series (I'm a sucker for campy slasher flicks), "the Terminator" franchise & "Indiana Jones" trilogy (I pretend #4 and impeding #5 didn't happen), "A Single Man," "Team America," "Kill Bill" 1 & 2, "Drop Dead Gorgeous," "Jurassic Park" (A great stand alone film. So glad they never made more), "Fight Club," "Garden State," "Memento," "The Dark Crystal," and "Best In Show"

MUSIC: Rogue Wave, The Dig, Delorean, Geographer, The Hundred In The Hand, Ed Sheeran, Alex Clare, Miike Snow, Stars, MGMT, Mumford and Sons, Adele, Calvin Harris, the Lumineers, Florence + The Machine, Temper Trap, Born Ruffians, Thieves Like us, The Killers, Lana Del Rey, Massive Attack & Papercuts

TV: Arrested Development, Fringe, Downton Abbey, Mad Men, Dexter, Game Of Thrones, Sunny, True Blood, Golden Girls, Strangers With Candy, Venture Bros, Buffy, Archer, American Horror Story, Alias, Stargate:SG1, Avatar: The Last Airbender, RuPaul's Drag Race, 30 Rock, Southpark, American Dad, La Femme Nikita, Battlestar Galactica, Barefoot Contessa (Ina Garten is living the life)

FOOD: italian, chinese, french and indian are probably my favorites but I also love tacos, a good burger, thai stir fries and sushi. A couple favorite restaurants: Elite Cafe, SPQR, Perbacco, Bacco, Velvet Cantina, DOSA and Barretta.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6) Morgan Freeman
He's always been there for me, thanks bro.
5) Meditation
So I meditate about 30mins-1 hr pretty much daily. It really helps me let go and just be myself without fear of that not being enough.
4) Monsters
I have two cats, Frankie (orange) and Potsticker (brown) who are cuddlemonsters and freaking adorable.
3) Tacoflavoredkisses
If you get this reference then you could be my soul mate haha.
2) Cuddling
Position vacant for big-spoon to fill.
1) Macaroni and cheese
My all-time favorite thing. Maybe even more than oxygen. if i had to choose between the two... there would be consequences.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gratitude, what's for dinner, my next move on WordsWithFriends, ordering chinese delivery from across the street, what happened to Will Arnett's career, coming up with a pun for gay rodeos (i'm so close yet so far).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking in my jockstrap.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I miss being in a relationship.
You should message me if
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You're an ex model turned CEO...
Your idea of good time is watching me eat Thai food...
People on the street mistake you for Ryan Reynolds...
You have a really big… heart.