Purposefully didn't put fake sexy stuff in the front as that's not my jam. I can fake it though if you really require a semi-dolled up female. Lasts approximately 1.5 hours. Just enough time for the sober part of a cocktail party.
I mosey around by myself 90% of the time. Chances are during my people-watching it has been you or someone 3 degrees of separation from you.
Seeking one (the more the merrier) of the following in a human:
-nerd (I live on the Internet and am a nerd),
-salsa / fusion dancing,
-someone who'll think I'm sexy even when I'm old and frail (I'll do the same for you),
-swimmer (I need to learn to not just doggy paddle, will trade for something else),
-eats out (I always do),
-bonus if you are really into sushi / fruit / desserts / "energy bars"