Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are a charming, brilliant, tall
man with a huge heart and just enough bad. You're probably wearing
plaid and making science puns as you listen to npr and futz with
whatever crazy-brained project you’re trying to build now. Most
likely later you'll cook dinner and drink whiskey with your
friends. Then maybe you'll have a meditation circle or go to a
rave. The end.
You're a scientist, artist, feminist, goofball with a penchant for
Other reasons you might message me:
You want to do reiki together
you have made me an ironic amy sedaris craft
you have a pet squirrel named phil-nuggetz
you are currently writing a thesis about black holes
you want to start a mediocre bluegrass band
you have a manual pull espresso machine and like afogatos
you speak italian. or german. or french. or spanish. or
you want to start a zizek or chomsky book club
you carry a harmonica in your pocket.
you dig F#.
you do stand up
you are good at making cocktails
you are kink friendly, communication oriented, and have a dominant
side you like to have fun with
you want to write a climate change comedy with me (#mythesis)
you are decisive and tattooed
you have a secret adventure getaway treehouse that is 1 foot
you know a lot about a lot and nothing too
write a poem and i promise i'll write you one back
mo pomo mo beta