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35 Seattle, WA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Banking / Finance
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Take equal parts sofrito, chimichurri, and garlic to stuffed tiger.
Then season with both palatinus and Kung Fu to taste.
Finally simmer over piracy until, well, how about now?

Much to my confusion I've somehow earned a sobriquet. manunderbridge, pick_two and our lot have taken to referring to as me "the best of mortal men" out of some loose Hector of Troy comparison. I don't really get it though, I don't know the first thing about horses...

I am simple, unhip, and ambivalent about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nuzzling up to that narcotic you hide, just above the nape of your neck.

Hugs that'll pull the day's wear right out of you.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes elicit the occasional comment. Being that hazel that tricks you into thinking it's green when ambient light and background color conspire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Borges, Steinbeck, and Updike probably top my list of favorite authors of lit, or would if I were literate. I'm open for suggestions! The Gone-Away World is currently my favorite novel. Stephenson's Anathem runs a strong second place. There's an embarrassing mountain of pulpy sci fi that I can't bear to be separated from on my shelves.

Punch Drunk Love, and Big Fish are movies that pull at me. I never stop getting a kick out of Big Trouble in Little China and the eminently quotable Ghostbusters. Del Toro's work always captures me. Citizen Kane and The Princess Bride vie for best film ever in my heart.

I don't watch TV much as I don't own one nor watch online. I do miss Bourdain, Zimmern, and Brown, as well Colbert and Stewart.

I have to make a shameful admission about music. I can't read bass clef, having only played alto and baritone saxophones growing up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In no particular order; karaoke house party, gaming at Raygun, dinner in with friends, or really anything interesting that crosses my radar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I play dungeons and dragons. Not really private, but some people tell me I ought to be embarrassed about it.

More openly, I have some degree of cluttering in my speech.
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