Heyyo, I'm a student at the University of Arizona pursuing a B.S. in physical anthropology. My hobbies include listing very generic hobbies for people to strike up dry conversation about. I like dinosaurs and fossil hominids, especially heterodontosaurus and Orrorin tugenensis.

Studying physical anthropology at the University of Arizona with the majority of my classes focusing on human remains from an archaeological context. I'll be entering my second-to-last semester in the fall, where I'll be executing studies on population-specific secondary sex characteristics in the osteological record.

Job-wise, I currently work as a math tutor at a couple schools in the Amphitheater school district. I also work as a field technician for Pima as a seasonal archaeologist, and do take-out at a Chinese restaurant. Despite how busy I am, I always somehow make time for people I care about.

Saying the wrong thing at the right time. And playing League of Legends. And garnering attention from female friends begging me desperately to be straight for them. And being a giant snob when it comes to beer.

My roguish good looks, boyish charm, sharp wit, soothing baritone, and overwhelming modesty.

Telling stupid jokes no one seems to get.

Laughing at said stupid jokes too hard to make it to the punchlines.

I'm also ginormously tall.

Books: The Alchemist, A Song of Ice and Fire, The King in Yellow, At the Mountains of Madness, The Martian Chronicles, The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break, Gods Behaving Badly, Brave New World, The Stranger, After Dark, Kafka on the Shore, and The Wind-Up Bird Chronicles. I really like late 19th / early 20th century Sci-Fi / Horror, so I'm a big Bradbury and Lovecraft buff. I'd appreciate if you're well educated on classical western literature so when I make jokes referencing Shakespeare they don't go unnoticed.

Movies: Donnie Darko, Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, Ahhhh Zombies, Hobo With A Shotgun, Cannibal: The Musical, Moulin Rouge!, Up, Fiddler on the Roof. Horror is my favorite genre, and I absolutely love B-rated Sci-Fi Channel originals.

Shows: The Walking Dead, American Horror Story (even the second season), How I Met your Mother, Friends, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?, Umineko no Naku Koro ni, Drawn Together, Wilfred, Dr. Who, Game of Thrones.

Music: Grouplove, Walk the Moon, Young the Giant, Of Monsters and Men, The Limousines, Death Cab for Cutie, Panic! At the Disco, Jimmy Eat World, Caravan Palace, Bitter:Sweet, Muse, Ben Folds, The Lesser Birds of Paradise, Coldplay, The Postal Service, The Avalanches, The Ataris, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, The Strokes, The Killers, The Black Keys, Foo Fighters... etc. I'll listen to anything on the radio regardless.

Food: I actually really really like Taco Bell. And pho. I don't cook much because I'm usually super busy.

1.) Phone
2.) Interwebs
3.) Watch
4.) Coffee
5.) Friends
6.) A busy schedule

What's for dinner? When will there be a remake of the Monster from the Black Lagoon? Is the "f" in "from" supposed to be capitalized in a movie title?

Being awesome with friends or being awesome by myself. I want to be with someone who is just as comfortable staying in watching Netflix and playing videogames together as going out to 4th.

I'm probably not even 1/10th as pretentious as I'm sure this profile makes me sound. I just wrote my profile in this style to attract others that appreciate this type of wit.

I've also never played The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.

at least one of the following applies to you:

-you're smart about things. Scientists (and social scientists) turn me the fuck on.
-you sometimes pretend to be a velociraptor in public areas (t-rexes and brontosauruses [apatosaurus sounds so wrong and pretentious] are also acceptable).
-you liek mudkipz.
-you absolutely hate facing red/blue decks because counterspell and direct damage spells are incredibly infuriating.
-you can explain why it's strange that there are tallstriders hanging from the butcher's market in Crusader's Square in the Culling of Stratholme.
-you realize Syndra is full of so much untapped power.
-you are secretly Hypnotoad.

It would also be pretty rad if you live in Tucson. I tend to get bored of people if our interactions are exclusively online.