Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
sometimes, i find myself proofreading the graffiti that colours the
stalls of some of pittsburgh's marvelous bars. i feel guilty when
my dog sees me smoke pot. i used to have a dolphin-shaped lighter
that i stole from a citco. i've torn out pages of books because i
didn't like the words. i think that everything is said, done, or
believed with a certain degree of pretext, or, maybe, subtext. i
like to put things in parentheses. i like words in general, but i
have a preference / propensity / proclivity / partiality /
predisposition / penchant / prejudice / predilecation for words
that begin with the letter "p". i do not dance. i like to make up
words and use them in casual conversation, to see if my audience
understands me nonetheless or challenges my diction. i count things
other than sheep. i collect crystal and glass balls, wooden and
metal boxes, and state quarters. i find mathematical equations and
calculations oddly arousing. i have braces. my most frequently
reoccurring dreams are where i have the abilities to walk on air
and jump incredibly high and where i am a piece of thread going
through the eye of a needle. that is all.
I am pensive, direct, and animated.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i graduated, cum laude, from pitt law in may, 2004. . . since then,
i haven'd done anything too productive with my time, or maybe i've
done nonproductive things with my time. i don't know - something
like that. anywho. . i'm taking the bar exam in february (i didn't
take the july one) - so, we'll see where it goes from there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing, biting, and fighting? smoking, toking, and joking?
obviously, i am really good at being a dork. but, other than that,
i actually am rather good at writing and other (various) forms of
communication. also, i am quite good at having fun, etc.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) most things by john gardner, anne rice's vampire chronicles,
tommyland (by tommy lee), catcher in the rye, and various others. i
like to read books. (b) fight club, willie wonka and the chocolate
factory, labyrinth, the princess bride, election, being john
malkovich. . my favorite things to watch, however, are not movies
but are the best tv shows ever - the x files, and, gilmore girls.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air, water, sleep, food, beer, words.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
this question used to be different - it used to read "if i could
switch brains with anyone, it would be". . . now it reads something
else, and my answer ("a truly schizophrenic person, so that I could
see the world through their eyes. or, maybe, johannes kepler. . .
same difference though, right?") makes me seem crazy. but, i'll
leave it here anyway.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to conive at least one friend into going to the bar with me
so that we can have some exciting drunken times. . .
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i don't really have too much "private" information--i'm more than
willing to share (too much) about myself.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
(1) you want to; (2) you are skilled at peeling potatoes; (3) you
like to drink many beers, or go on short walks, with strangers;
and/or (4) you have read this entire thing and have yet to dismiss
me as too odd.
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