Other beliefs I have are very controversial.
I used to be a die hard Utilitarianist, but after careful consideration, I think there is room for considerations of justice in a good ethical theory.
I used to be a die hard functionalist, and I still am!
I am a better playwright than ewe.
I'm quite sure I'm an atheist.
I'm stronger than a bear.
Well... I'm stronger than a very weak bear...
Look, let's not bring up the bear issue if we ever exchange words. I'd really rather forget it.
I have a smile like a rotten lawyer.
I have the will of an ox, and I sting like a bee... literally!
I have all the proper organs and, to the best of my knowledge, they are all in the proper place.
I am clever, passionate, and logical.