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lulz756

27 M Holley, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hello OKC, my name is Alex. I'm just a regular everyday guy who likes writing, video games, and busting kneecaps for the Mob. Okay, just kidding about the last one. The most my Italian heritage shows is with how much pasta I eat. Meatballs are gross, though. Something about biting into a big ball of meat someone rolled around in their hands just doesn't sit well with me.

I also like to joke around a lot and have been told I have a dry sense of humor but as you can tell from one of the pictures of me wearing a business suit, I can also be serious!
What I’m doing with my life
Well I graduated with a bachelor's degree in Criminal Justice so...I became a journalist. These days the most I have to do with that kinda stuff is watching new episodes of Criminal Minds. I totally would have been one of the cool cops though that lets people off with a warning for speeding.

Being a writer ain't so bad. Do you remember how much you hated writing essays in school? Well I did too but it tends to be more enjoyable when you are paid to write! I'm no Stephen King but I do have a national video games and local sports column based on the Knighthawks lacrosse team. I also landed a pretty sweet job with the National Lacrosse League. In case you couldn't tell, lacrosse is my favorite sport.
I’m really good at
I am a boss at Halo. No seriously, I dare anybody to take me on in that game.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dark Tower series, Dexter series, Wheel of Time, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, most Stephen King stuff.

Movies: Training Day, Office Space, Back to the Future, Green Mile, Goodfellas, Terminator 2, Dumb & Dumber, Cheesy action movies with Bruce Willis or Arnold

TV: Dexter, Star Trek: TNG, Seinfeld, House, Colbert Report, Dexter, Psych, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, King of Queens, The Sopranos

Music: Collective Soul, Rolling Stones, Linkin Park, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, Eminem, John Mayer
The six things I could never do without
Family and friends of course. And I wanna say the internet but that would make me seem too nerdy. So....the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I will do when I am a millionaire. Notice the when and not the if! I often come to the same conclusion as Peter Gibbons did in Office Space. Bonus points if you know what that is off the top of your head. While speaking of bonus points, +1 extra if you understand my username.
On a typical Friday night I am
I got the partying out of my system back in college so I'm more someone that wants to spend nights in rather than out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
They probably won't ever find this profile so I guess I'm safe to admit that I'm actually an undercover CIA agent. You don't believe that? Then why do I have a Criminal Justice degree if I'm just a lowly writer, HMM?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–37
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are cool.