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  • Ages 21–37
  • Located anywhere
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My details

Last online
Sep 7
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello OKC, my name is Alex. I'm just a regular everyday guy who likes writing, video games, and busting kneecaps for the Mob. Okay, just kidding about the last one. The most my Italian heritage shows is with how much pasta I eat. Meatballs are gross, though. Something about biting into a big ball of meat someone rolled around in their hands just doesn't sit well with me.

I also like to joke around a lot and have been told I have a dry sense of humor but as you can tell from one of the pictures of me wearing a business suit, I can also be serious!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well I graduated with a bachelor's degree in Criminal Justice so...I became a journalist. These days the most I have to do with that kinda stuff is watching new episodes of Criminal Minds. I totally would have been one of the cool cops though that lets people off with a warning for speeding.

Being a writer ain't so bad. Do you remember how much you hated writing essays in school? Well I did too but it tends to be more enjoyable when you are paid to write! I'm no Stephen King but I do have a national video games and local sports column based on the Knighthawks lacrosse team. I also landed a pretty sweet job with the National Lacrosse League. In case you couldn't tell, lacrosse is my favorite sport.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a boss at Halo. No seriously, I dare anybody to take me on in that game.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dark Tower series, Dexter series, Wheel of Time, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, most Stephen King stuff.

Movies: Training Day, Office Space, Back to the Future, Green Mile, Goodfellas, Terminator 2, Dumb & Dumber, Cheesy action movies with Bruce Willis or Arnold

TV: Dexter, Star Trek: TNG, Seinfeld, House, Colbert Report, Dexter, Psych, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, King of Queens, The Sopranos

Music: Collective Soul, Rolling Stones, Linkin Park, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, Eminem, John Mayer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and friends of course. And I wanna say the internet but that would make me seem too nerdy. So....the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I will do when I am a millionaire. Notice the when and not the if! I often come to the same conclusion as Peter Gibbons did in Office Space. Bonus points if you know what that is off the top of your head. While speaking of bonus points, +1 extra if you understand my username.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I got the partying out of my system back in college so I'm more someone that wants to spend nights in rather than out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They probably won't ever find this profile so I guess I'm safe to admit that I'm actually an undercover CIA agent. You don't believe that? Then why do I have a Criminal Justice degree if I'm just a lowly writer, HMM?
You should message me if
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You are cool.