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29 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Online now!
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I create my happiness from wandering bike rides and homemade blackberry sauce. I spend my evenings out soaking up the late sets at the Jazz Showcase or supplying dubious answers to bar trivia, but just as often you'll find me sprawled out on the couch with the newest issue of the Atlantic and my overfed cat.
What I’m doing with my life
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During the workweek, I sell metaphors as a science writer at a national research facility, where I get sneak previews of discoveries in physics, chemistry, and nanotechnology that I translate for the public.

In my free time, I enjoy getting my hands dirty at Ethiopian restaurants or (in summertime) on the Massachusetts clam flats.
I’m really good at
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I have a few pastimes, including conducting an on-and-off affair with my kitchen (not to worry, it's an open relationship). I am building my repertoire of recipes, though I seemingly always want to make hash browns on the weekends.

I also have a preternatural talent for remembering birthdays and making up silly science songs off the top of my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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When I'm feeling nostalgic, I reach for a mug of hot cocoa, an album of John Coltrane ballads, and a Calvin and Hobbes anthology.

When I'm feeling happy, I'll whip up some scallops in butter and white wine, put on some motown, and dance in my socks.

If I need some light comforts, I'll eat a bunch of goat cheese while watching an episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine.

If I'm ever a little lost, or lost for words, I turn to Rumi's poetry, Emerson's essays, or the webcomic "Subnormality," which is, I think, the best thing on the Internet. Or maybe I'll just watch a Miyazaki movie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I run on a precise blend of sunlight and Wikipedia.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Election horse-races, puns, severe weather, the King's Gambit, parallel universes, and pastry.

(I just spent 10 minutes trying to come up with a good pun for this section. Can you think of a second one?)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Because of my antics on the playground, the recess monitors in kindergarten used to call me "The Kissing Machine."
You should message me if
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You are thoughtful, expressive, introspective, and a bit goofy.