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lunaYestrella

27 F Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is my profile where I have posted attractive photos of myself, attempted to exhibit a reasonably high IQ through this erudite self-summary, tastefully asserted that I am cultured and wealthy by enumerating the exotic places I've visited, and topped it all off with meta-commentary on the absurdity of online dating and the implausibility of accurate self-description to prove that I am self-aware and have a sense of irony. ready, read!

I am a confident, goofy, gumptious woman (it is still weird to call myself a woman, but I am trying to be more than just a girl) who enjoys food a little too much (I'm not fat, I promise!) and counters this with exercise, dodegball, and soccer on the weekends.

I work for a large, public health non-profit in a bilingual training manager position and I can only hope that I am making a difference in the world. If I had my druthers, I would be free to play all day, go on adventures and donate my time to a great cause instead of working the mundane daily grind - maybe in another life I will have that privilege.

On a lighter note, you should know that I have a wealth of esoteric knowledge and completely useless facts. Trust me. (ask me about my stint as a Quizmaster, or Quizmistress, if you will, for a widely known Bay Area pub quiz company).

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being awesome, saving the world, and having a blast while doing it. (That is OKC parlance for "you really want to date me")
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
• inventing recipes and meals out of almost nothing. I mentioned before that I have an unnatural love for food, but who doesn't, right?
• being funny. I like to think that I am HILARIOUS, but I am pretty sure that the only person I am good at making laugh is myself. My sense of humor is somewhat dry, but you also might compare me to Jim Gaffigan (and that has nothing to do with my paleness....Hot Pocket)
• I am also REALLY good at getting ready REALLY fast. I have been known to sleep through my alarm and still get ready for work (showered, teeth brushed, and dressed) in less than 8 minutes. Skill? I think so.
NOTE: I normally wake up at a normal time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have rather long eyelashes and at least one random stranger seems to need to mention this to me at least once a week. Usual response: "cool story, bro"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies:
almost anything by the Coen Brothers, Quentin Tarantino (his movies have great soundtracks) or Guy Ritchie, pretty much any Will Ferrell comedy, latin american/Spanish cinema including Amores Perros and Biutiful.

Books:
Cien años de soledad (100 Years of Solitude), Lolita (don't judge me for this one. I am not a creeper)...and others.

Shows:
HIMYM (hopefully you know what that is because it is legen, wait for it, dary), Mad Men, The Office, House, workaholics, modern family

Music genres:
reggae-rock, classic rock, rock en español, edm, indie folk, whatever genre Adele is, and some hip-hop.
P.S. I am totally addicted to Pandora and I cannot stop listening to my Pretty Lights station. <3

ALL KINDS OF FOOD! Except for eggs, rootbeer, popcorn, bacon, raisins and mayonnaise.

I am not sure where this would fit, but I really like TED Talks. Would that be considered a show? I remember watching one that totally blew my mind and I was hooked. I now aspire to be a speaker for TED....and Radiolab podcast
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I am putting down 7.

chapstick - there are no words to describe my love for moisturized, smooth lips.

my macbook - I am not obsessed with facebook or anything as trite as that, but I must admit that I love having information at my fingertips, tv shows, pictures, and news in one little box. That somewhat describes my iphone as well, but I just love my laptop more.

green tea/lattes - I enjoy a warm, soothing beverage any time of day.

a heater - I am thermally challenged. I would like to live somewhere that is at least 77 degrees every day.

soup - I think soup is the best type of food. If i could live off only one type of food, it would be soup....or sandwiches. Shoot, now I'm conflicted.

mascara - a girl just has to look her best.

gps - even though I have lived in the bay my entire life, I can still manage to get lost in a city I have navigated a thousand times over.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
• Sleeping. I day dream about regular dreaming.
• Why orange juice tastes so much better with champagne.
• How to become an infomercial actor/spokesperson.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am comfortable staying in and watching a movie, dining out, bar hopping, or channeling my inner child and playing mini golf. I particularly like to go to concerts and comedy clubs, but that is usually on Saturdays.

And sometimes you can find me blasting the music super loud, dancing next to the roaring fire in the fireplace, and then jumping in the pool. only to run back inside to do everything all over again...I just realized my comment above about trying to be a "woman" is now completely bunk. You now see what I am really like.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can rap the entire theme song to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air including the little-known/lost second and third verses.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to go to Bob's Donuts on Polk at 3am.

Or you aren't afraid to be goofy. Extra points if you are fit, attractive and tall (yep, i said it, I am looking for someone attractive).

OR you are currently on BART or MUNI and you are using the app on your phone to look busy and avoid making eye contact with the other passengers. #avoidthestrangerdanger