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22 F North Charleston, SC

My Details

Last Online
Apr 8
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Ayoooo. Name's Jamey. I'm weird, and (prepare for shock and/or awe) I like weird things. I also like a LOT of things. I don't really entirely know how to explain myself. The words come fairly easily, but arranging them into coherent sentences and then sticking those into a paragraph and then I forget where I was going with them in the first place. That's when the run-on sentences start happening, and also when I start using multiple tenses and shit. I like words, though. I think nonsensical might be my favourite, but only because it describes me so perfectly.
I guess I'm just going to list some unrelated things about myself now? Maybe things I like, too.
I was born on the first day of winter. I have two tattoos, and I'm getting my third soon. I bump into things a lot, so I've always got a few bruises (and a habit of poking at them). I love animals and I mean generally all of them; from the fluffy, adorable bunny rabbit to the disgustingly creepy anglerfish. I like creepy things in general, though. Disturbingly graphic horror movies and hyper-realistic gore in artwork. Sometimes I think nosebleeds and bruises are pretty. I'm not strictly a horror buff, though. I'm kind of a little bit of everything. I like making stupid faces. Sometimes, sitting still is the absolute hardest thing there is. I shiver, I tap on things, I fidget. I've got one of the most extensive vocabularies you'll ever encounter, but among the big fancy words there's a bunch of "like" and "dude" along with the occasional accidental combination of words. I love really stupid jokes, shitty horror movies, and nonsense humour is probably my favourite. I make fandom-related references and jokes, and quote my favourite things at irrelephant times. I think Shibe might currently be the thing that makes me laugh the hardest always. It seems my list of things that I enjoy excessively grows longer every week. If you can get through my ridiculous wall of text, you must be as bored as I was/am when I type(d) it all up.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Things? Reading and writing, sewing badly, making collages, smoking, procrastinating, creative swearing, baking (brownies, cookies, and shit like that), sudoku, and being exceptionally socially awkward. I'm really good at being bad at things. I like to sing, and I'd like to think I can dance but mostly I just do weird stuff with my arms. I'm not very good at most kinds of art, but I like drawing spirals and fancy cats in top hats and bow ties.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, or probably my septum ring.
Also, thanks to my cat, I now have an inch long scar down my left cheek.
I don't know how peoples' brains work, though, so who knows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Darren Shan, J.K. Rowling, Scott Westerfeld, Ellen Hopkins, Cassandra Clare, RL Stine, Suzanne Collins, Stieg Larsson, George R. R. Martin, Hunter S. Thompson (it takes me forever to read his books, though), Raymond E. Feist.
Then there are these: The Perks of Being a Wallflower, A Clockwork Orange, I Could Pee on This - And Other Poems by Cats, Relic, The Forest of Hands and Teeth, Tales of the Madman Underground, Johen Vasquez's Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Watchmen, and a lot of one-offs because I read lots of ~young adult novels~, they appeal to my imagination so shut up. Aaaand I read Homestuck, (but again) shut up, because it's entertaining as hell.

Movies (italics is for soundtracks I like): Harry Potter, The Fall, Heathers, The Poker House, Inception, American Psycho, The Tracey Fragments, Shutter Island, Donnie Darko, the Hannibal series, Bridesmaids, Disney(/Pixar) movies, Sucker Punch, American Mary, Drive, the Alien series (including Prometheus), Amelie, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, anything by Miyazaki, Pan's Labyrinth, The Boondock Saints, The Exorcist, Evil Dead, What We Do Is Secret, Pineapple Express, This is the End, The World's End, Beware The Gonzo, May, Fight Club, Atonement, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Hunger (the one about the IRA hunger strike), Ichi The Killer, Un long dimanche de fiançailles, Tank Girl, The Last King of Scotland, the Ginger Snaps trilogy, Lars and the Real Girl, Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest, most of the Masters of Horror movies, Cabin in the Woods, Attack The Block, Rocky Horror, Black Swan, the X-Men series, Noroi (The Curse), The Lost Boys, Limitless, Let The Right One In, Mean Girls, Dancer In The Dark, Hanna, The Hunger Games. I'm fairly open-minded with movies, so I'll watch ALMOST anything at least once...

Television: Doctor Who, Orphan Black, Game of Thrones, Law & Order: SVU, Oz, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, The Walking Dead, Criminal Minds, Castle, Russell Howard’s Good News, Mock The Week, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Bob's Burgers, QI, Copper, The Nerdist, Sherlock, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, The Whitest Kids U’Know, The Mighty Boosh, King of the Hill, Adventure Time, Regular Show, The IT Crowd, American Horror Story, and I’m a sucker for nature/wildlife documentaries.

this is what's in my mp3 player: AFI, Alkaline Trio, Amanda Palmer (& the Grand Theft Orchestra), Amy Winehouse, Arctic Monkeys, the Asteroids Galaxy Tour, Autry!, Bassnectar, Bitter Ruin, Bjork, the Black Keys, Blaqk Audio, Blondfire, Cage the Elephant, Calvin Harris, the Classic Crime, Cold War Kids, Creature Feature, Cursive, Dance Gavin Dance, Delta Heavy, Dillon Francis, the Distillers, the Dresden Dolls, Ed Sheeran, Edmund, Eisley, Ellie Goulding, Envy on the Coast, Florence + the Machine, Flux Pavillion, Foals, Freelance Whales, the Germs, Green Day, IAMX, Incubus, Jack White, Julia Nunes, Kate Bush, Krewella, Lady Gaga, Lana Del Rey, LeATHERMOUTH, Lorde, MGMT, MT Eden, My Chemical Romance, Neon Trees, No Doubt, Paloma Faith, Pixies, Placebo, Portishead, Regina Spektor, Rita Ora, Robots in Disguise, Santigold, the Sex Pistols, Shiny Toy Guns, Skirmish, SKisM, Skrillex, Skunk Anansie, Sneaker Pimps, Sons of an Illustrious Father, Stars, Surfer Blood, Taking Back Sunday, Team Starkid, Tinie Tempah, Twin Atlantic, Two Door Cinema Club, We Are Scientists, the xx, Young the Giant, Zedd.

Food: I could probably live off of chicken and potatoes, so I don't know. Definitely most kinds of fruit, especially strawberries, red apples, watermelon, and oranges.
The six things I could never do without
Nicolas Cage (and all the other kitties of the world), entertainment, pots, Jennifer Lawrence, the internet, and my bones. Probably.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space and time (or space-time, if you will), the ASOIAF series, random things that happened years ago, cats, badgers, Doctor Who, the zombie apocalypse, other books.
On a typical Friday night I am
No Friday night is typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got a weakness for good bone structure, specifically collarbones, shoulder blades, cheekbones, and hipbones.
Clowns scare the shit out of me.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 20–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I don't like this part.
I dunno, just do that shit.
Also, for some reason, I really hate the word "chat," even if it's French for cat.