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27 Chicago, IL Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:49am
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Might want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Arabic (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Hebrew (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Update: Moved to Chicago on Sept. 18.

WANTED: Unusual, delicious, hilarious partner in crime. Desired candidate should love books, animals, spontaneous trips to the aquarium, redheads, and cake.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just wrapped up my MBA and working on an alternative bakery start-up. If you spend time with me, you will eat cake, get fat and always have a smile on your face.

Other than that, hosting weary travelers and running an international, pro bono kitty daycare exclusively for purebred dumpster cats.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
knitting socks, drinking bourbon, and disappearing without a trace.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that my hair doesn't match my eyebrows and my freckles outnumber the stars.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Master and Margarita; War and Peace; The Russian Debutante's Handbook; The French Lieutenant's Woman; House of Spirits; Love in the Time of Cholera; Crime and Punishment; Every Man Dies Alone; A Tree Grows in Brooklyn; Lolita; Kamera Obskura; The Old Man and the Sea; Anna Karenina; Pride and Prejudice; The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie; The Sword of Truth series; the poetry of Nizar Qabbani and Marina Tsvetayeva. Also Game of Thrones and Harry Potter. There, I said it.

Shows: Parks & Rec; Downton Abbey; The Office; GoT; Mad Men; Curb Your Enthusiasm; Six Feet Under; It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia; Modern Family; Community; How I Met Your Mother; Girls; The League; Bob's Burgers
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, pets, books, wine + assorted cheeses, love, and no regrets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
turning the state of New Hampshire into a cat sanctuary. I will call it Catmenistan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
outside of my comfort zone and laughing until I can't breathe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you work hard and play harder...well, I play lazy and dirty so we probably wouldn't get along.
You should message me if
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you're a dreamer and a drinker, a smoker and a joker, a sinner and a saint. And if poor grammar annoys you, we'll get along.

Please DO NOT message me if you're in an open relationship!