27 Chicago, IL
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My self-summary
WANTED: Unusual, delicious, hilarious partner in crime. Desired candidate should love books, animals, spontaneous trips to the aquarium, redheads, and cake.
What I’m doing with my life
Just wrapped up my MBA and working on an alternative bakery start-up. If you spend time with me, you will eat cake, get fat and always have a smile on your face.

Other than that, hosting weary travelers and running an international, pro bono kitty daycare exclusively for purebred dumpster cats.
I’m really good at
knitting socks, drinking bourbon, and disappearing without a trace.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that my hair doesn't match my eyebrows and my freckles outnumber the stars.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Master and Margarita; War and Peace; The Russian Debutante's Handbook; The French Lieutenant's Woman; House of Spirits; Love in the Time of Cholera; Crime and Punishment; Every Man Dies Alone; A Tree Grows in Brooklyn; Lolita; Kamera Obskura; The Old Man and the Sea; Anna Karenina; Pride and Prejudice; The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie; The Sword of Truth series; the poetry of Nizar Qabbani and Marina Tsvetayeva. Also Game of Thrones and Harry Potter. There, I said it.

Shows: Parks & Rec; Downton Abbey; The Office; GoT; Mad Men; Curb Your Enthusiasm; Six Feet Under; It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia; Modern Family; Community; How I Met Your Mother; Girls; The League; Bob's Burgers
The six things I could never do without
Family, pets, books, wine + assorted cheeses, love, and no regrets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
turning the state of New Hampshire into a cat sanctuary. I will call it Catmenistan.
On a typical Friday night I am
outside of my comfort zone and laughing until I can't breathe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you work hard and play harder...well, I play lazy and dirty so we probably wouldn't get along.
You should message me if
you're a dreamer and a drinker, a smoker and a joker, a sinner and a saint. And if poor grammar annoys you, we'll get along.

Please DO NOT message me if you're in an open relationship!