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lushlipservice

37 F Cambridge, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Ineed to apologise for pic..only when i can find at mo...will get more...please ignore all other people in pic..many thanks!
Im a sarcastic,witty, moody,funny,nutty,intelligent,forgetful,generous,strange, and ashamedly extremely sexually frustrated lady!

I am sarcastic, witty, and different
What I’m doing with my life
this is another thing i am thinking about..what on earth am i doing with my life...teaching is one thing...things always seem to happen to me just when i am wondering what will happen next..if you know what i mean?
I’m really good at
avoiding the question...
The first things people usually notice about me
my varied facial expressions and my sarcasm!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
oh man this is tough...lasagne...chocolate(wispas in particular) so many choices but to name a few..natural born killers..bourne trilogy...books thrillers jodi picoult harlen coben music....mostly everything...i know its annoying but I like variety am not a follower of one thing my mind constantly changes as the days go by...
The six things I could never do without
my body,my sense of humour,men,sex,...im thinking six is too few so I am taking liberty of having more..my car my laptop food drink books music films...nope cant do it ..always want more than i can have..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
people..and as above...what am i doing with my life? also often..how am i gonna get home and when will i next have sex because unfortunately now that i am older i have decided to have respect for myself and so im not easy pickings...although desperate times call for desperate measures and i am considering re-thinking the whole self-respect thing..I think i think too much!
On a typical Friday night I am
talking..watching tv....on facebook...at the theatre...at the cinema...doing something random...acting...drinking...eating...laughing...crying...I mean what a question!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
my bank account number is ****
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 30–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You are capable of some witty banter...are not too easily offended...and understand the difference between humourous insults and plain nastiness that is in no way funny! If you are understanding this at all ...well done you're one step ahead of me..I'm lost! Please come find me...