Hello everyone. Here's the deal. I'm tired of games. I'm tired of being jerked around and having my emotions toyed with. I am looking for something real..something tangible. I want someone I can share my life with and someone who will hold me up, not tear me down. I recently got out of a relationship where the person pretty much deceived me. I'm not trying to fall for that shit again
If that sounds like too much of a hassle, I am sorry, but i'm not right for you. I don't mean to sound like an A hole..but a heart can only be broken so many times before the pieces are too small to glue together.
Now about me. I'm a Taurus, I would consider myself okay looking. I'm not perfect, nor do I try to be, but I do strive day by day to become a better person and to reach my own full potential. I enjoy reading, movies, and music. Music is a huge part of my life. My fave band is Queen. I am family oriented, and I love my friends. I am a romantic. I'm respectful and polite, but I can also be fun and laid back. I have a great sense of humor, and a big heart. I'm very shy at first, but once I warm up, im pretty talkative. I can be sensitive, but I can be tough. I am a bit of a nerd. But like..I consider myself a sexy chubby nerd lol. So..if I sound like someone that you want to get to know hit me up.
As for what I'm looking for, Someone I can connect with, someone with a great sense of humor. Someone who can make me smile and I can have a good time with. Physically, yeah i'm a bit chunky (But not for long as I am actively losing weight) I don't mind being with someone chunky either. Skinny or chunky, or whatever..it doesn't matter because I can really find something attractive in most anyone. Though attraction is important..the inside outweighs the outside.

Currently Re-Exploring who I am and my place in the world. I am not in school yet, but I do plan on it soon. I am actually going to an art school. I'm pretty much Trying to meet new people and learn how to better improve myself.

I am also working on my body and trying to lose weight. I have been in the process of a successful reprogramming and am planning to look fantastic by this time next year and nobody is going to hold me back. I am okay with myself the way I am..and I don't have health problems..but it would be nice to be a bit more fit.

Kissing lol...uhm...I'm a great listener, I'm a fantastic cuddler, I'm really good at making people laugh. I'm alright artistically too. I'm good at useless trivia..I am completely full of useless knowledge lol. There are lots of things I'm good at but if you REALLY want to know..you'll have to get to know me ;)

Physically my eyes or lips. Otherwise people usually notice my shyness pretty quickly.

My fave Books: The Southern Vampire Series (also known as the Sookie Stackhouse books) by Charlaine Harris (yes these are the books that the show true blood is based on) I also enjoyed Forrest Gump by Winston Groom, Wigfield: The Can do town that Just May Not by Amy Sedaris, Stephen Colbert and Paul Dinello, Wicked by Gregory Maguire (and the sequels) Nothing's Sacred by Lewis Black, Cyranno DeBergerac, Wizard of Oz by L.Frank Baum, Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol, you know..the classics.

Movies..How much space do I have? I love movies and am a big movie buff..I will watch almost anything. Some of my faves include Jurassic Park, Clerks 2, chasing amy (really anything by kevin smith) Jaws *love sharks* Night at the Roxbury, Beetlejuice, Gremlins and Strangers with Candy Borat and I am totally looking forward to Bruno

Television: Strangers with Candy, Futurama, Pushing Daisies, True Blood, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Anything on animal planet really, Law and Order, King of Queens, Sons and Daughters, The Critic, Drawn Together, The Sarah Silverman Program Law and Order, The Ali G Show, Golden Girls, Smallville, One Tree Hill

Music: Queen..god..Freddie Mercury is an idol of mine..he and Brian May are musical Geniuses, I also enjoy the works of Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Cheap Trick, Kiss, Lady GaGa, Basshunter, Cascada, Groove coverage..basically im super eclectic lol.

My Cell Phone
My Lap top
My Brother
Love
Hope
Comics!
Laughter..okay so thats 7 lol.

Life..Love..the value of each. The direction in which we as a society, nay as a species are heading.
I also wonder what the future holds..and how much of a future there is lol.
I also think a lot about random crap that makes me giggle.

***Missy aka ox_missy_ox because shes a AMAZING person. Also we are in a arraigned marriage.

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• ox_missy_ox

Depends where I am..I could be hanging out at home or out Clubbing.

I have a blue security blanket that I have trouble sleeping without.
I am also a total nerd who knows WAY too much random stuff..And yes..i even have a comic book collection.

I believe in Ghosts, UFO's, and all that good stuff.

If you are a real genuine person who is sick of games and drama like I am. If you are someone to not just be your lover but be your friend and partner.
If you are looking for someone who can make you laugh and be your rock.
Also..I'm a bigger guy..so looking for that would be cool lol
I want someone who isn't shallow. Someone who isn't stuck up.
Nerds are awesome..i have a major soft spot for nerds.
Also a STRONG sense of humor is a must. Seriously. I think people take things way too seriously. So i'm not one for the easily offended, because in comedy, everyone is fair game.

If you enjoy the following comedians: Sarah Silverman, Lewis Black, Lisa Lampinelli, Nick Swardson, Kyle Dunnigan, etc.