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lusus_naturae_
22 / F / straight / Single
Bristol, Rhode Island
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other, Undeclared
- Height
- 5' 6" (1.67m).
- Body Type
- Overweight
- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Judaism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Medicine / Health
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Owns dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am sybaritic, perverse, and offbeat.
My Self-Summary
I tend to only write eloquently when emotion is blazing from every
orifice of my body. Needless to say, it's quite uncomfortable, and
decidedly not 'ok cupid' material. But, here goes my dry run. I'm
an artist, a scientist, a mathematician, a shy, meek child, a
raving lunatic...depending on which way the wind is blowing. I'm
perversely swayed, perpetually transitioning, and I can come off as
flaky, but I'm actually quite calculated. I perennially put my
strengths to poor use and sabotage great opportunities. I was in
school for a while, dabbling in everything. Starting in
engineering, floundered my way into backstage theatre, fell in love
with everything in between and eventually overwhelmed myself and
dropped out. I'd like to be able to do everything. At once. One day
I shall. I've only recently accepted struggle as an eventuality of
life. Duh, I guess.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in the process of reacquainting myself with formal education.
Someday I will be a productive, docile creature of the
mainstream...Maybe ;).
I’m really good at
Learning. Observing. Feeling feelings.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd like to say it's my shining personality...but I all too often
hear about my boobs or my Jewy nose. Go figure.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I think I have a dystopian novel fetish and I consume music and
movies in all shapes and flavors. I also have an incredibly
eclectic palette when it comes to food. I would love to have Andrew
Zimmern's Job on "Bizzare Foods" and travel the world sampling food
and customs from every culture. Only I might not eat goat
testicals. Yeah. I'll draw the line at animal genitalia.
The six things I could never do without
My hands. Sensory stimulation. Intimacy. Wanderlust. Adventure
(admittedly dormant these days). Questionable fashion.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fucking. Everything. And fucking everything. (Only kidding.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Fridays don't stand out as a particularly special night of the
week. When I am ready to adventure, I go. Most nights I am relaxing
and reflecting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I don't like having acquaintances, and meeting new people makes me
incredibly anxious, but I like to think I am worth a little extra
effort. Shyness wanes. I swear.
You should message me if
You feel a pang of connection in your belly.
...or you find me repulsive. We could exchange notes.
...orrrrrrrrrrr you smoke pot, drink beer, yet still have higher aspirations than the couch on your porch. (But actually, I'll totally sit on the couch on your porch.)
Special note: Perhaps my profile has been interpreted to read "I'd like to have freaky-deaky anonymous sex with you." I assure you, this is not the case. Perversion, is not a word exclusive to the bedroom, or back-alley...if ya know what I'm sayyyn.
...or you find me repulsive. We could exchange notes.
...orrrrrrrrrrr you smoke pot, drink beer, yet still have higher aspirations than the couch on your porch. (But actually, I'll totally sit on the couch on your porch.)
Special note: Perhaps my profile has been interpreted to read "I'd like to have freaky-deaky anonymous sex with you." I assure you, this is not the case. Perversion, is not a word exclusive to the bedroom, or back-alley...if ya know what I'm sayyyn.
