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33 Auburn, AL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 2:56pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Other, and very serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, and might want more
English (Poorly), Icelandic (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Keep Your Lantern On
What I’m doing with my life
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Achieving shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creating something from nothing.
Making smoothies.
Looking for my keys.
Watching Netflix.
Quitting smoking.
Evaluating song lyrics.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eye twitch
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I typically like anything written by people who were manic depressive or delusional. I think Bukowski is overrated and gives drunken poetic assholes a bad name. Walt Whitman is pretty much awesome! So is Shakespeare. Aldous Huxley, Dante, and Emily Dickinson. Blah blah blah.

I have spent the past 6 years of my life reading textbooks, so my desire to read for pleasure has lost its muster. Doesn't sound like a fun thing to do right now. Plus, I'm profoundly ADD so it's hard for me to commit to a book.


Obsessed with Paul Thomas Anderson films! Juaquin Phoenix won my allegiance with his role in The Master and his performance in I'm Still Here. Good Will Hunting is probably one on the all-time great list. There Will Be Blood, Lost in Translation, Natural Born Killers, O Brother, Where Art Thou, I Heart Huckabees, Blue Valentine, no Country for Old Men, The Goonies, Say Anything. All things good basically.


Self anointed music snob. I'm a musician so I can claim superior rights to do so.
Pink Floyd, Alt-J, Other Lives, Arcade Fire, Cursive, The Good Life, The Beatles, Grandaddy, Grizzly Bear, Deerhunter, Mojave 3. The list could go On and on.


Tacos are basically the perfect food. I love Viatnamese, Indian, and any kind of nut butter (especially almond). Hummus is grand. gourmet burgers and fries, fancy cheeses, and pork loins stuffed with goodness.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. God
2. Coffee
3. Music
4. Coffee
5. Netflix
6. Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next move.
If I will have enough.
How nobody really knows what's going on but some just pretend like they do better than others.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still wear onesies
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You like Tears for Fears, board games, and/or tiramisu.

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