--[b] I am a social worker
--[b] I am an artist
--[b] I have a Christmas beard.
--[b] I have great friends, great family
--[b] I think too much
--[b] Black bears are excellent swimmers
--[b] I like Charlie Kaufman
--[b] I don't like hipsters, but People think I am one
--[b] I have a tattoo of Lloyd Dobber on my leg
--[b] Banksy is my hero
--[b] Liberia needs freedom from tyranny
--[b] I still quote Jack Handey on FB
--[b] That old scary statistic that people injest an average of 10 spiders while they're asleep in their lifetime is not real. It was actually a lady named Lisa who was doing research on how easy it was to create a believable statistic on the Internet if it looked credible. She started the rumor and before long people believed it. hmmmmm.....
For more information, simply go to wikipedia, or you can message me and we can figure it out. Either way, you win!!