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My name is Emily. I am 23. Just doin' me.
Hope to start working in a theatre outreach job position. As for
now, I am focusing on mastering basic young adult life skills until
that time or I go to grad school. Yeah.
Made my own degree called Theatre, Communications, and Social
Justice. Now, I am just a waitress until my career takes off. I
enjoy hiking, biking, camping, and skiing. I am currently training
for a 5k in the spring. I am a singer and have been since age 7. I
choir float. I love to travel and have been to 10 different
countries. Just working on my $$$ right now.
If you are a fuck boy, go fuck yourself. If you are a genuine,
authentic person looking for a real connection, hmu.
Disclaimer: I am usually extremely articulate, well-spoken, and
type things out with correct grammar. This dating profile may be
misleading! So if you are a grammar nazi who likes to spell out all
of his words, but sees me pidley-dicking around, give me a chance!
I don't want to waste some ps and qs on some website that barely
scratches the surface of who I am!
ALSO. Letting you know my personality reading maybe a little off. I
made this account three years ago and just reedited it so... things
have changed. A lot.
What I’m doing with my life
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NOTHING. JK. Looking for a challenging job in the arts and learning
how to adult. Also big on the whole self-improvement/self-love
movement. Weight loss. Training for a 5k in the spring.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing. Sarcasm. Theatre. Self-love. Motivational Speeches. Eating
lots of food. Getting drunk on 3 drinks. Calling people out on
their bullshit. Swearing profusely. Defying gender roles. Looking
like an asshat when I have the best intentions. Coming off abrasive
on dating profiles to scare away unwanted trolls.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hair. Whore Lips. Smile. Sassy Attitude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Game of Thrones or Get Out.
Harry Potter Series
Guardians of Ga'Hoole Series
Philosophy in the Boudoir
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
A million others....
(I have only read 1/2 of book 1 of GOT. I know it is a
Game of Thrones
Parks and Recreation
The Walking Dead
American Horror Story
Attack on Titan
Favorite movie: Gran Torino
Sound of Music
The King and I
Everything Disney and or a musical
I like more. I am just too lazy to keep typing.
Anything accapella (was in an accapella group in college)
Big Band: Frank Sinatra, Michael Buble, to Post-Modern
Everything except death metal really
Food: Everything, especially ethnic food! I was in China for a
month and I ate everything I could. I recently found out one of my
favorite things was pig's blood curd. AND I AM OKAY WITH THAT. I
love trying new foods all of the time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Friends (who basically qualify as family, but what the
A Good Sense of Humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Patriarchal norms and 'am I flat?'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a waitress, drinking with friends, or drinking white wine in
bed with my fuzzy slippers on admiring Amy Poehler/catching up on
my shows while dreaming about when I can have my own cat.
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