I'm having a quarter life crisis, and I'm not Mila Kunis.
That's a good way to start off a dating profile right?
After no deliberation whatsoever I have decided to re write this thing, so bare with me, or bear with me, or bare bear with me.
Now to summarize myself in a short paragraph for random men on the internet to scrutinize and judge, and decide if I am worth getting to know in real life.
I enjoy mass amounts of sarcasm, witty banter, and being completely inappropriate at the most appropriate of times.
Contrary to my rather extensive list of idiotic endeavors I can actually hold a mostly intelligent conversation, that is until you try and bore me to death with your ego.
So far I'm not doing too well here am I? Lets try a new category.