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luvs2laff1

51 F Lewiston, ME

My Details

Last Online
Jul 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Divorced, mom of three, eldest is 27 and married, middle one is 25 and on her own, and my baby is 18 and still with me for another year before she graduates and goes off to college. I work odd hours so it's hard to meet someone nice. Would love to meet someone who can make me laugh!! Laughter and a good sense of humor is important to me! Update: wonderful daughter graduating in June and has been accepted to UMPI! So proud!
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly work and when not working internet stuff...
I’m really good at
Giving advice, I have great insight.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, it's very thick and long. Also my eyes, very dark brown.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Not much time for reading, but I do like Shakespeare and Poe when I get the chance. I love classic rock, comedies, and anything pasta really. Any comedy will do as well, as long as it's not too gross!
The six things I could never do without
My kids, my family, my car, my job. my friends,humor, and my coffee!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My kids, my career, my friends, and whether or not I can get bereavement pay for attending my own funeral
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually sleeping as I work every weekend
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Get to know me and find out!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 50–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you know what the Knights Who Say Ni want....if you are over 5'5" tall....if you consider yourself to be kinda geeky...if you have any clue as to who Eddie Izzard is and what he does...and you have a somewhat sarcastic sense of humor...