Bitches only hate me 'cause I got mad style. And I'm a better speller than them.
I've been called "a double feature" and "pride of the midwest".
I have multiple sclerosis, brah. I deal with it like a champ.
I have an old soul and a young heart.
I love kitty cats.
My love for Hall and Oates is very real and not ironic.
I love toys, animals, comics, cartoons, roller coasters, dancing poorly, bluegrass, jumping off things, spookiness, astronomy, cosmetology, horror, cowboy boots, setting fires, weird/ugly things, monster trucks, old junk, discount stores, tentacles, my sewing machine, rock-n-roll, pro wrestling, punk rock, eyeglasses, Halloween, antiques, pure evil, dressing in costumes, the south, awesome beards, used books, being doused in fake blood, G.G. Allin, banjos, red lipstick, karaoke, VHS, dolls, going to conventions, Louis C.K., freckles, board games etc.
i like boys with glasses.