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lxndr

36 Phoenix, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:24am
Orientation
Demisexual, Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I won't say that I'm honest to a fault, although I try, but I'm usually honest about my faults. About my virtues, not so much. Most people market themselves, I create warning labels. I believe that even if people see the worst of me, they'll give me a chance. Sometimes, I'm even right.

People tell me I should write an autobiography, but this space is too small.

I am irrelevant, irreverent, and erratic. Blasphemy is one of my favorite things.

In the Eeyore vs Tigger debate, I'm firmly on the side of Eeyore.

I put a lot of trust in the questions here. If your match percentage is below fifty, please answer some questions.

I've collected degrees and other training like trading cards - I have two Bachelor's of Science - one in Mathematics, one in Economics. I have an Academic Certificate of Creative Writing. I've twice graduated from an improvisational theatre company. I also have a certificate in Clinical Hypnotherapy. I enjoy learning, and consider myself a life-long learner.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Life has thrown me a curveball, and allowed me to retire. So I've ditched the work-week, and am pursuing my writing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creativity, especially in writing. Old-school tabletop game design. Using big words correctly. Jovial Blasphemy. Logic. Hypnosis. Mathematics.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I'm smiling, my dimples. (As much as I hate it, this always seems to be the case.)

When I'm not wearing my glasses, my eyelashes.

When my hair is short, my brain surgery scar. (It's quite the tale.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy speculative fiction - books, movies, shows, etc.

MY favorite songs are Sinatra's "My Way". Johnny Cash's "Hurt" and Richard Harris's "Macarthur Park." That should give you some some insight.

As far as food, I've always been a picky person, but I am experimenting with cooking and new dishes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
As a writer, I spent a lot of time thinking about the ins and outs of life and how to apply them to my characters and their stories.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What's Friday to someone without a work-week?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a cancer survivor.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you dare. If you're willing to see past the bluster and are intrigued by what sort of person is actually under here.

...you've been hypnotized, or are interested in hypnosis, and want to talk about it or try it out.

...you'd love to be my Muse, my sounding board, cheerleader, and test reader. (And if you're a creative type too, I'll do my best to inspire you!)

...you enjoy karaoke or improv theater, either as a participant or an audience member.

...you love the idea of spending a night playing board & card games and discussing philosophy.

...you can relate to this comic: http://www.pbfcomics.com/265/