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lxndr

35 M Phoenix, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I won't say that I'm honest to a fault, but I'm usually honest about my faults. About my virtues, not so much. Most people market themselves, I create warning labels. I believe that even if people see the worst of me, they'll give me a chance. Sometimes, I'm even right.

People tell me I should write an autobiography, but this space is too small.

I am irrelevant, irreverent, and erratic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I collect degrees and certificates the way some people collect tattoos. I have two Bachelors of Science from ASU: one in Mathematics and one in Economics. I've also graduated twice from an improv theatre school, and have a certificate in hypnotherapy. Finally, I have an academic certificate in Creative Writing and am hoping to get my Masters of Fine Arts in the same field.

At the moment, that just means reading and writing a lot... and the occasional karaoke night to go from the sublime to the ridiculous(ly fun).

While I'm itching to get back into the academic environment, in the meantime I work in the software industry. I've just moved back from Tucson to Phoenix, and I could still use some new friends to round out my social circle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creativity, especially in writing. Old-school tabletop game design. Using big words correctly. Jovial Blasphemy. Logic. Hypnosis. Mathematics.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I'm smiling, my dimples. (As much as I hate it, this always seems to be the case.)

When I'm not wearing my glasses, my eyelashes.

When my hair is short, my brain surgery scar. (It's quite the tale.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These are not favorites so much as current enjoyments, to give a hint of my tastes...

Books: The Oxford English Dictionary. Science fiction, speculative fiction, and fantasy.

Music: I'm horrible at remembering band names, so here are some genres: Musicals, Country, Pop, Musicals, Oldies, Classical (the only audiences that know how to behave!), Rock, and did I say Musicals? And Doctor Demento, who is in a category all his own.

Food: Give me meat, pasta, or pizza and I'm a happy guy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
As a writer, I spent a lot of time thinking about the ins and outs of life and how to apply them to my characters and their stories.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find a way to get out of the house. I've been to a few meetups, but as a new guy to town, I could still use some more reasons to get out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a cancer survivor.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you dare. If you're willing to see past the bluster and are intrigued by what sort of person is actually under here.

...you've been hypnotized, or are interested in hypnosis, and want to talk about it or try it out.

...you'd love to be my Muse, my sounding board, cheerleader, and test reader. (And if you're a creative type too, I'll do my best to inspire you!)

...you enjoy karaoke or improv theater, either as a participant or an audience member.

...you love the idea of spending a night playing board & card games and discussing philosophy.

...you see that faith is intellectually dishonest.

Send me an email and tell me the craziest t-shirt you own (or if you don't get to wear your crazy on your chest, the craziest shirt you'd LOVE to own). Feel free to find me on AIM too, where I share a username with my okcupid account.