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lydddd

22 F London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm sure I'll have time to shamelessly self promote myself when we're drowning our sorrows over a bottle of wine that's edging on the bit-too-cheap side, so I'm cutting the crap; This is what I'm looking for:
+ Someone who has NOT travelled the world. I will only disappoint you when you realise I'll never excite you as much as posing with a real life tiger.
+ No fitness fanatics. The most exercise you'll get out of me is a fuck-like-rabbits sex romp that will inevitably not last longer than 10 minutes. I bought running shoes recently. They'll lie in my room mocking me until I eventually start wearing them as some kind of (failing) Hipster statement.
+ A creative interesting starving artist type, who will shame (or encourage) me into following my own creative based dreams. Bar staff also acceptable, as we all know this is the stop-gap to be becoming a rock star, and we will keep the same antisocial hours.
+ Someone who actually wants to be in a relationship. No nervy commitment phobes. No life-long batchelors. No game playing fuckwits.
+ Someone who is good at cooking, and is happy to share this talent without expecting any culinary favours in return.
+ OR Someone who is not good at cooking, and is happy to share takeaway details and consider Icelands frozen party platter to be an acceptable meal.
+ Someone who will act silly on the street.
+ DIY skills preferable, but not essential, though my flat has it's fair share of odd jobs that will never be completed by me...
+ Someone who will make me laugh so hard it makes me spit beverages out unattractivly; this however should be looked upon with fondness, not disgust.
+ Emotional baggage welcome, alongside your acceptance of mine. A lil give n take.
+ A partner in crime who doesn't frown upon binge-smoking/drinking/eating/complaining/tv watching.
+ Someone who can see through this sarcastic rant, thinks we could be best friends, will enhance my life and love me warts n all in return of mutual feelings.

Providing this has made me come across as the opposite of a man hating psycho nut job (I'm actually not - I'm great!), then apply within if you think you could be the one. And by the one I mean someone who will happily cling on to me, as I will to you, as we ride our shitty homemade raft through the shit storm that our quarter-life 20-something existence is turning out to be.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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you, like me, find it strange how a city full of people like London can sometimes feel so lonely.

Oh,and if you've got an irish accent half the battles done, I'm probably already a bit in love with you.