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métamec

32 M Nantes, France

My Details

Last Online
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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, French

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My self-summary
"Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair,
deal out jack or better on a blanket by the stairs,
I'll tell you all my secrets but I'll lie about my past,
So send me off to bed forever more"

And a cigarette is fine, too.

Let's talk forever, let's walk everywhere. Paris has the most beautiful light in the world, at 5 a.m. Let's drink wine, fall to the sky, let's search for hedgehogs (there are some, living freely in Paris!)
Let's laugh and be serious, simultaneously (?)
Let's get lost in this city which I know by heart, but getting lost is always funnier. Who knows what can we find?

I'm funnier in live, funnier than the last guy's profile you checked (if I lose this bet, I'll cook you something).

Music is best.

En français:
Les yeux à leur place, des oreilles pareilles, un nez sans déconner; une caboche pas trop moche, mais qui flanche sous le poids des étagères. Du coup, je tasse.
Des reins en état de marche, une démarche pas trop tarte.
Possède un métier quand je préférerais posséder un aye-aye.

Je ne peux supporter les betteraves. Surtout si j'en trouve dans le lit.

Tendance à rire de tout, vraiment tout.

Pouvoir passer une journée dans un livre et manger un gratin le matin. Mais pas dans le lit.
Sauf parfois.
Aimer la musique et les mots, et la musique des mots et les mots en musique, s'amuser des muses musardant à la mansarde,miser sur leur mansuétude.
N'avoir aucun signe extérieur de richesse, et douter sérieusement être imposable pour l'intérieur.

Aimer les pavés et les champs, s'user les pompes sur les deux. Trouver des coquelicots au beau milieu des deux, de toute façon. Des fois un hérisson.
Et penser soudain que Paris a la plus belle lumière du monde, à cinq heures, prendre le manteau, dévaler les escaliers, et sortir se marrer dehors.
Sous l'oeil courroucé du matin qui pionce encore.
N'a rien contre l'éphémère, mais préfère une partenaire.
Compagnonnage de couette hivernale accepté contre histoires à raconter et rires innocemment donnés. L'innocence n'est pas obligatoire, le rire, si.

La suite sous menaces, chantages odieux et coercition physique brutale.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to rule over my own world, but those damn ballerina-unicorns are freaking powerful.
I’m really good at
Laughing backwards.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Everything from Céline, Daumal, Selby Jr Will Self, Maupassant, Pennac, Saul Bellow, Foucault, Steinbeck, Maupassant, Chevillard, Le Tigreand many more. Fond of american modern authors, essays. Quite everything that's interesting on its own.

Movies : I'm the good audience, as long as there is popcorn.
Amongst the fav ones : Taxi Driver, Koyaanisqatsi, Buffet Froid, La collectionneuse, any Noir movie, etc...

Music Namedropping free zone :

Giant Squid, Glenn Branca, Zappa, Radiohead, Amon Tobin, Godspeed You!Black Emperor, Dvorak, Mogwai, DMST, Pulp, Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Neurosis, Ancestors, Tool, I Am Kloot, Aphex Twin, Dalek, Van Morrison, Gojira, Klone, Mastodon, Baroness, Black Tusk, Electric Wizard, Sleep, Nick Drake, Neil Young, Yndi Halda, Oneida, Dillinger Escape Plan, The Ocean, rock from the 70's (there are too many...) Explosions in the Sky and so much more.

Music is everything.
The six things I could never do without
Music. Books. Friends. Cigs. Coffee, learning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to enjoy a zombie invasion.
On a typical Friday night I am
Disapointed it hasn't happened yet. Or has it?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love to eat mustard with a spoon.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You love to walk, abandoned places, picnics, cuddling, laughing backwards, pangolins, hate dolphins, have a taste in wine, are open, love music, books, hate inequities, enjoy the silence, nature, are curious, fun, smiling, looking forward while also enjoying the moment, take care of others, are kind, aren't grossed out by mustard.