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m-IKAIKA-g

31 M Jacksonville, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jun 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Me In a Nutshell:
Fun Loving; Introverted/Extroverted (as the need arises); Tenacious to a Fault; Solver of Puzzles; Surfer; Culinary Artist; Creative Writer; Entertainer and Natural Host (when necessary) or Wallflower and Natural Ear-Lender (if needed); Family Oriented (my closest friends are considered family to me); A Naive Cynic; Complexly Simple; A Fresh Soul Posing as an Old Soul; Pupil-less Abecedary
Want to know more? Feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just earned my BAS in Computer Systems and Telecommunications. I'm trying to build up the credentials to become a network engineer so I can build information infrastructures. I also have a full-time job with AppleCare (pretty cussin' awesome (but, I'm biased)). So, until I get noticed by the Systems Administrator, I'll do my time in the iMines.
All the while making time for friends and family, and, of course, for my ladies Caitlyn, Adiera, Pearl, and Jade.
I also have two sugar gliders (Ezio & Knives) and two cats (Snickers & Toffee (won my girls in a break up: ask me the story sometime; it's a great one (I'm also getting really good at placing parentheticals in random places. (<=== See? Told you.)))).

In more recent news: My friends and I have started a nonprofit organization aimed at community advancement through education infrastructure betterment. We're called New Pantheon Community Advancement and we're gonna be a thing ( www.newpantheon.org once I get the site ready to go live).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
... Fixing iOS devices
... Cooking
... Writing
... Storytelling
... Story-listening
... Movie quotes!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whichever pipe (tobacco, and no, it's not wacky) I have on me that day and, if I wear one, my flat-cap.
They've been classified as "the right amount of swag[ger]" on multiple occasions: Has to be true, right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These lists are far too long...
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Books: Dark Tower series (only King stuff I actually enjoy), Neil Gaiman (American Gods, The Graveyard Book, Ananzi Boys, Neverwhere, Fragile Things, etc (to name a few)), Daniel Quinn (Ishmael, Story of B, My Ishmael, Beyond Civilization, If They Give You Lined Paper; Write Sideways, The Holy), Song of Ice & Fire series, The Bartimeaus Saga (Four part series written for young adults, but British young adults, not teenies with vampire obsessions), & some obscure science essays and journals
And, just finished my first Vonnegut book and loved it. His slights are ever so subtle yet blatant as fuck-all.
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Movies: {Cuss! Too many to list!} Kevin Smith; True Romance; Fight Club (actually like the movie better than the book--it brings light to different facets of the story that are sort of hidden in the narrator's thoughts); Waiting... (twelve years restaurants... How could I not?); iRobot; Life Aquatic; The Fantastic Mr Fox (if you haven't noticed); Hotel Chevalier; VHS; Evil Dead(s); Alien saga; Necromentia; The Fast and the Furious movies (save for the second one because that was a silly title); Nightmare Before Christmas; Corpse Bride; 9; Big Fish; Ed Wood; The Usual Suspects; Back to the Future I, II, & III; Ninja Turtles (duh!); (While we're at it...) The Mighty Ducks I, II, & III; Ruby Sparks; Tucker and Dale v. Evil; The Cabin in the Woods; Death to Smoochie; The Fountain ... Seriously, anything from classics to obscure B-flicks to avant garde film experiments. Just ask about a movie. Chances are, I've seen it or it's on my list or it needs to be on my list.
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TV Shows: Zim... Only thing that comes to mind. ... On second thought
Scrubs; How I Met Your Mother; Game of Thrones; The Walking Dead; Sifl and Olly; Simpsons; Lucy, The Daughter of the Devil; Frisky Dingo; Sealab 2021
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Music: Huge list. The Dear Hunter; Co&Cam; Foo Fighters; Metric; Inspection 12; Man Man; Chiodos; Imagine Dragons; Regina Spektor; Finch; Led Zepplin; Pink Floyd; Eric Clapton; The Beatles; The Beets; G Love; I Am Ghost; Mum; Sigur Ros; Amiina; Saves the Day; Scary Kids; Daniel Johnston (select songs (which happen to be some of my all-time favorites)); Garfunkel and Oates; etc...
I'm a musician at heart and a poet/lover-of-classical-prose, so your music must speak to both of those facets of mine. Make me feel what prompted you to write that song. Bring me that connection.
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FOOD!: Yes, please. I don't look like it, but I love food and I can eat a lot. My favorite to eat is delicious. My favorite to prepare is Italian. Been hankering to make some Coq au Vin lately, but have no one with whom to share. [Recently made this with my sister. It was delicious and should be made again soon.]
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family; Caitlyn (my car); Pearl (my surfboard); Adiera (my guitar); Jade (my motorcycle); My kids (four pets)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, Love, & Other Quandaries (quantum teleportation has been consuming my thoughts as of late)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends and/or family, solving complex equations like others solve crosswords, or nothing at all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I seem upset about something, I'm generally just faking it. It's easier to make people think that I care than to have them think I'm dead inside because I didn't react to something that really doesn't matter.
But, probably the most appropriate: Play Man Man near me whilst I'm drinking and I'll teach the world (whether it wants me or not).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you have movie quotes you want me to try to guess. "What movie's this from? '...'"
... you have stories to tell
... you want to hear some stories (fiction and non)
... you like to play chess, backgammon, and/or go (this is a call to all genders (Yes. I said "all".))
... you are Cara Santa Maria (I will rock your world, and you mine)