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m0ejr

42 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Less of a young professional.....more of an ancient amateur".

"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

You get points if you know where those quotes are from. More points for the 1st one.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still haven't figured it out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography, handling a car, working on computers, yard work, guessing bust sizes, failing to make an impression,
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing really. I'm fairly easy to miss.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(A) Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Dune, Hitchhikers Guide, LOTR, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Enders Game, Count of Monte Cristo, The Three Musketeers, many many more.

(B) Dr Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog, Star Wars, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Better off Dead, Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Boondock Saints, 300, Gone in 60 seconds (the remake), Joss Whedons: Much Ado About Nothing.

(C) Psych, Doctor Who, Fringe, Wonders of the Universe, Through the Wormhole, Castle, Leverage, most any true history or science shows.

(D)Dubstep, House, 80's New Wave, Punk, Classical, Folk, "Alternative", Bluegrass, rockabilly, psychobilly, punk bluegrass (yes it exists), lots of other things that dont necessarily fit into a category. I just need to add that Tool - Hooker with a Penis and Toadies - Tyler are 2 of the greatest songs in the english language. If you havent heard them please look them up.

(E)Italian, Vietnamese, Greek
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Wife Tracy
2. Camera/Phone 2 in 1!
3. My car (miata, 4th one actually)
4. Books (lots of them hopefully)
5. Modern medicine
6. My Dog Bosco (chow/sharpei mix)
(not necessarily in that order)

But there are so many more things that I wouldnt ever want to do without.

7. The feeling you get when a pretty girl smiles at you.
8. Waking up surrounded by pets
9. Teaching someone something you are passionate about.
10. Being so into a book you are a little depressed when its over.
11. Friday afternoons
12. Hitting that perfect shift
13. The freedom you feel when you keep extending a list far beyond its limits.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Physics, History, Cars, really everything. My mind wanders constantly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie at home
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a long and varied medical history.

And why can nobody understand this question. Its not "whats the most private thing in the world" it is "whats the most private thing you are WILLING TO ADMIT HERE". Willing- "not brought about by coercion or force". If you are not willing to admit it then its not asking for that. What would you share thats a little less personal than the previous thing? You know it could be that you have hair on your head.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want someone to chat with. I love finding new people with whom to talk/argue/debate. Or of course if you saw my pics and thought that I am the sexiest thing alive. (Hey, it could happen) And if you don't have some pretentious thing in your profile about being so beyond labels that you have to have a label that they didnt include.