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29 Pittsburgh, PA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
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I'll think of what to put here in a bit.

Right now, all I have to say is that this username was funny a long time ago, and I don't feel like payin' to change it.

I tried to take my first-ever selfie recently. It just looked like I had pink eye, was homeless, and my eyes were two different sizes. I'm pretty sure I don't normally look like that. Who knows, though!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a technical writer for a start-up company in Lawrenceville. Most of my day consists of putting weird jokes into work instructions and then removing them at the last moment prior to circulation.

After work I tend to have beers, hang out, and laugh around.

Also, I'm pretty lazy about it, but I'll update this every now and then: (as of this point it's been an incredibly long time, but I might do it again)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making nonsense portmanteaus that are funny to a maximum of two other people, then sometimes running that into the ground-everyone's favorite quality!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Gonna have to poll everyone I know to find an answer to this one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shellac of North America, XTC, Bedhead, My Dad is Dead, The Clean, Silkworm, Pissed Jeans, Guided by Voices, Karp, Wire

I kind of listed those bands at random.

Basically the entire 90s Touch and Go Records catalog and the first four R.E.M. records. Also a lot of Krautrock.

If you have no idea what any of that means, it's okay!

Also, I'm really bad at reading enough. So much that I forced myself to do a book club thing with some friends (typing that makes me feel like I'm 50 years old). I'm workin' on it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know, but the "sandwich" as a class of food is probably pretty important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Once I was afraid a blimp was going to crash into my apartment. Didn't happen, though.

Since then, I often think about if it's nice enough outside to go on a long-ish bike ride.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either drinking a beer or trying to sleep as much as possible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes in the winter, when there are a lot of covers on my bed, I like to pretend that I'm hiding from some sort of animal in a really comfortable hiding place. I SWEAR I'M NOT A CHILD.
You should message me if
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You think I'm pretty sweet.

Or rockin'.

You think the headline of this article is funny:

Or you're bored.