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m17b

28 / M / Straight / Single

Houston, Texas

His Details

Last Online
Today – 6:39am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I've been in Houston a little while now. I'm pretty busy with school and haven't had a chance to make a lot of friends. I'd like to meet people to hang out with and get to know the area better.
What I’m doing with my life
Same thing I do every night Pinky....
I’m really good at
The snow plow, the alligator f@$% house, alabama hot pocket, the friskey weasel, the angry pirate, the angry snow dragon, the joe bear, the cosby sweater, the crabapple, and calling after the first date.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fool, Fight Club, The Island of the Sequined Love Nun, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
ATHF, Sea Lab 2021

Lots of movies. Spaceballs all day!
Love me some donuts!
The six things I could never do without
food
exercise
camera
toothpaste
music
humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
School, World Domination, Being held down by the white man

What's a Nubian?

Does Johnny Quest think I'm a sellout?

Fat Girl Photo Magic

Can you put "Athletic" as your body type if it looks like your sport is competitive eating?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You should message me if you like going to shows, know good places to take pictures, or can help show me fun things to do in Houston.
Also if "activity partner" includes shower time. Or not. That last part is just an option I'm putting on the table...

Oh and if the phrase "I'm tryin to get up in them guts!" is a sweet nothing you would like to have whispered in your ear.

You want to play Pearl Harbor.

Any or all of this made you laugh.