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28 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Today – 4:25am
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m).
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Trying to quit
- Not at all
- Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
- Working on college/university
- Has dogs and likes cats
- English (Poorly)
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ATHF, Sea Lab 2021
Lots of movies. Spaceballs all day!
Love me some donuts!
What's a Nubian?
Does Johnny Quest think I'm a sellout?
Fat Girl Photo Magic
Can you put "Athletic" as your body type if it looks like your sport is competitive eating?
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 22–39
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
Also if "activity partner" includes shower time. Or not. That last part is just an option I'm putting on the table...
Oh and if the phrase "I'm tryin to get up in them guts!" is a sweet nothing you would like to have whispered in your ear.
You want to play Pearl Harbor.
Any or all of this made you laugh.